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[ohbabydollie]

I do got that money money tho😉

But that ‘money money’ will soon go 💸💸💸 if I don’t get a job or SSI funding ‘cause of my terrible spending habits LMAO!

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so real, once i get thru all my asks n drafts im gonna make a reader w spending habits fic

[ohbabydollie]

Need more jschlatt w a latían baddie (never knew I needed this kind of representation:,)

I’m actually Latina!! I tried looking for schlatt x latina! Reader and I could never find any so I was like if they don’t do it I will! (Not to mention he can literally speak spanish + his interactions n friendship w/quackity are so cute)

he starts picking up slang that you use and inserting it into conversation casually

like to the point he subconsciously uses it and has to explain it to whoever doesn’t understand

he makes fun of your accent

in english or in spanish and will use it until you notice he’s making fun of you

loves slapping your ass, especially in flared leggings

shows it off to chat every single chance he is given

“see that chat? that’s what a real woman looks like”

“i hate to see her go but i love to see her leave”

if you’re a cc/influencer, schlatt’s fans end up also going to you

yk those baddies that are also into nerd shit? like megan thee stallion

if you’re one of those, people ask him how he got so lucky

they call him your white boy

he loves recording you on saturday mornings before you have makeup on

you’re sitting on the bed watching some show, anime, etc. that you’ve recently been into while eating cereal wearing one of his hoodies

you block the camera telling him “no pictures before you have your face on”

he thinks your bare face is so cute

if you have/had braces he loves bringing it up

if you wear glasses he likes to hide them or take secret pictures of you wearing them

buys you jewelry if you’ve been talking about getting a specific one for a while

if you tell him you’re going out he makes sure to slip you a few hundreds and tells you to enjoy yourself for him

if he ever had to compete with other guys for you he makes sure everyone knows why he got chosen in the end

he’s always super romantic with you, buying you gifts and getting you flowers

from time to time people find videos off of someone’s facebook of the two of you dancing at a party

sometimes he’ll hear the door open when you get back home and he leaves the chat alone for a bit and comes back with some food and a glossy kiss mark on his cheek

if he dares to wipe it off and you see it on stream you go in and kiss all over his face

likes to do a bit where you’re being “toxic”

secretly enjoys it when you yell at him and get mad because you can’t be mad at him too long

says stupid shit to you in spanish all the time while he’s on stream

he annoys the fuck outta you sometimes but you still love your stupid gringo

[ohbabydollie]

tbh, if schlatt was a girl i’d definitely like her bc even as a man he has the vibe of a girl who i met my junior year of hs and had a fat crush on (she’s masc so i thought she was a guy) like the cats, the sweaters, etc.

she would be so beautiful and i’d definitely be absolutely enamored with her

[ohbabydollie]

I don’t know if you’ve done this before buuuuut

Schlatt x Autistic Reader?

Comforting them at like a con because of the amount of people + popular creators :)

by the time the con is over, your exhausted and overstimulated, ready to go home, eat and pass the absolute fuck out.

your feet feel sore, you want to cry and just you don’t want to be stopped again for someone to get another picture with schlatt because you need to go back to the hotel and you need to go now. schlatt is politely declining pictures left and right so he can get you to a car.

once you’re both in, you’re sitting there, absolutely exhausted as he puts on some quiet music and looks for a restaurant that isn’t busy or crowded to have dinner in. once you both get into the restaurant and get seated, you feel yourself relax as he whispers to you softly. you look around taking in the calming ambiance of the restaurant, soft music in the background and the light sound of people talking to one another.

he orders your drink and food for you and once they arrive he’s happy to see you now relaxed, as you space out and eat.

his hand is on yours asking if you need anything else once you’ve finished eating. you shake your head no, he pays and takes you to the hotel where you both shower and spend the rest of the night cuddling

i tried my best anon, my younger brother is autistic so that’s mainly my exposure to autism

there’s a large chance that me and my older brother are also on the spectrum but we just never got properly diagnosed as kids bc of the area we lived in + how it was seen so negatively in the late 2000’s to early 2010’s, but anyways, i tried my best n hope it didn’t disappoint

[ohbabydollie]

Tbf, I have spent around $300+ bucks on postcards. But I’ve only really talked about my modpack (for a future YouTube series, he made fun of me struggling cause I’m not a computer science NERD), said a cringe sneeze rp joke(?), apologized for saying said cringe joke, sent him a nice letter saying how he impacted my life, told him the origin of my username, and joked about my toxic roommate.

And I personally don’t think it’s creepy, but I’m kinda second guessing myself.

What do you guys think?

~🍓🍰

it’s not that weird, honestly there’s worse than js telling him abt small details abt ur life

on a different note, 🍓🍰 anonnn, u got that money money

[ohbabydollie]

People actually do that? Imagine how embarrassing that would be in the first place, knowing he'll see it. What is wrong with people? -🐝

literally, his mods try to weed them out but some end up slipping through and they’re so fucking weird!

it’s genuinely so weird seeing the difference between the post cards he gets and the ones tucker and ted get, like why can’t people treat him with respect like they do the rest of the sdmp members

[ohbabydollie]

I don’t know how some people have the balls to openly try to flirt with Schlatt! I would never have the guts to do that also I would never want to make Schlatt uncomfortable… and don’t the postcards cost like $50? Those people could buy better things but no… they chose to make him uncomfortable…

right??

if i had 50 bucks to spend js like that id tell him nice stuff at least

like how he’s genuinely one of my favorite streamers and he’s genuinely positively effected me

like i genuinely would like to sit down and have a normal conversation with him instead of being weird about him

[ohbabydollie]

Holy shet! A fucking p*do????? Istg, these twitter stans are fockin’ CRAZY man! Like, I SWEAR! Tumblr seems to ironically be the most sane platform on the internet (considering it’s 2010-2017 reputation😬)

Also, once I have kids they’re BANNED from social media until they’re AT LEAST 15-16 and EVEN THEN they’ll be somewhat monitored (not too much tho since they’re teens, and teens deserve there privacy).

👏🏼IM👏🏼NOT👏🏼RISING👏🏼I👏🏼PAD👏🏼KIDS!!👏🏼👏🏼

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so fucking real 🍓🍰 anon

i don’t want ipad kids at all, they’re going to be playing outside and actually do stuff besides being inside all day

it’s also so weird with the new stans in the gaming community. i know they’ve had problems before like with markiplier and Amy, but saying they want someone to be a terrible person so they have a chance is absolutely insane.

they need to calm down and it’s so surprising that tumblr, what people treat like the devil’s spawn of a website has fans that aren’t as fucking crazy as twitter fans

[ohbabydollie]

if you had a spine tattoo schlatt would be obsessed with backshots-😻

oh, absolutely

he loves seeing it during sex, he thinks that’s one of the hottest things about you. he’s admiring you along side the design, absolutely enamored with the colors, the design, the way it just looks on you.

once you both have finished for the night, you’re getting your aftercare and cuddles, he’ll trace his thumb softly along side it, pressing kisses to it from time to time, just admiring your tattoo.

[ohbabydollie]

im js thinking abt smth schlatt said abt not wanting his child’s memories on medium that is physical

he does that with everything, he has your wedding recorded from the reception to the end of the night when the both of you are absolutely hammered, sitting down and eating whatever is left, most of the guests are gone and you both just seem so happy in the moment.

when you’re pregnant, he records videos of the baby kicking, ultrasounds, the baby shower, etc.

he takes in every moment he can and appreciates it. sometimes when he can’t sleep you find him watching those videos.

ugh he’s such a dad, i love him

[ohbabydollie]

Sorry for flooding your reqs with asks, I can stop now! ^^

~🍓🍰

i’m gonna get every one who’s flooded my inbox one of those little cards to hole punch and ur 15th ask (completed by me) will be a drabble, blurb, etc. of ur choice /hj

lmk if u guys fr want the little card tho

[ohbabydollie]

Also! From what I heard (I came around 40 in schlatt’s last SDMP stream) some delulu ass bitch sent some crazy ass donos/postcards and definitely made schlatt VERY uncomfortable.

Makes me legit wanna send in a postcard apologizing on all of our behalf, cause this shit don’t fly here!

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i literally can’t watch schlatt’s dsmp stream bc of the post cards and how weirdly parasocial they are

i see this w/the new fans especially, they tend to do weird shit and it’s like where is your etiquette?? would you say that to a stranger face to face??

like it’s so weird to me, i saw a tweet (it was about a cc i won’t name) that op hoped they were a p*do so they could have a chance, not to mention tagging him in the tweet

these new fans need to get their shit tg n realize what they’re saying and doing online is not okay!!!

it’s different for tumblr bc it’s very unlikely that they use/have tumblr and can find the content just out in the open vs sending in a post card and tagging them in a tweet

new fans get ur shit tg and if ur underaged liking a cc, please for the love of god keep your weird thoughts to yourself, don’t actively make everyone uncomfortable by the shit you say

[ohbabydollie]

i really want to climb ted like a tree

so real anon

the things i would do to that man would make the devil cry in absolute fear

[ohbabydollie]

ur literally what got me into schlatt, ty for ur time.. 🎀

UR JOKING OMG <3

i need the lore behind it 🎀 anon, how did i do it??

[ohbabydollie]

just the tip w ted-😻

ted was embarrassed to have a hard on from watching you get ready for a party and asked you for a quickie

you knew ted and knew that if he actually fucked you, you’d be late by thirty minutes at least so you told him

just the tip

and he agreed, saying it would be only the tip

he swore it was just going to be the tip

but as soon as he heard your whines and the way you tried to squeeze around him on top of feeling your wetness drip down his shaft

he couldn’t take it any longer, shoving your hips down as he bucked up into you causing you to throw your head back in bliss, letting out a loud sob

he really couldn’t stop himself from fucking you completely, even when he promised just the tip

oh well, maybe next time…maybe

[ohbabydollie]

the thought of brat tamer schlatt makes me cry from inbetween my legs LOW KEY

he hates it when you act like a complete and utter brat, especially doing it around his friends because you won’t get in trouble right then and there.

so you purposely push his buttons, laughing as you notice him getting annoyed with you before suddenly stopping, thinking that if you change your behavior right now, he’ll forget all about it by the time you both get to home.

he definitely makes it seem that way, he’s doesn’t seem as annoyed or angry anymore and your relieved you won’t have to face any repercussions as you’re in the car making out with him.

schlatt is pulling you into his lap as he gropes you? you just get wetter and wetter for him as he slowly slaps your ass.

the two of you rush inside once you both have decided you’ve had enough and wanted the real thing, but before you can even finish getting your pants down your legs, schlatt is bending you over and pulling you onto his lap. he’s spanking your ass causing you to cry out and apologize for being bratty earlier.

when he feels you getting wet he spanks your pussy, occasionally stopping to rub your clit before returning to spanking you.

just because you think he’s forgotten doesn’t mean he has, especially when you go out of your way to push his buttons

[ohbabydollie]

GRRR okay I forgive you dolly but alteast read the lyrics their so him-😻

yeah, the minute i was able to get in there were some very schlatt coded lines