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You Are a Plant in my Apartment Who is Underperforming and I am Yelling at You (ASMR)

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Me, still, 3 years into chronic illness diagnosis despite living with symptoms daily

What is this? What’s happening to me? Is it all in my head?

Wtf?!

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“it’s okay to disagree” is for things like “i like chocolate and you like vanilla” not for whether or not people deserve fundamental human rights, what the fuck

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Me, finding something new that I want to buy: my life will be completely meaningless until it get this.

Also me: broke as fuck

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Yeah, emotional stability is cool, but can you do this? *Goes through every emotion in five seconds*

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i’m body positive. i just got the results and it confirms i have a body

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Only 2 things are absolute in tumblr

1. The incompetence of the staff

2. A post of 6-8 ugly hoodies you famous bloggers keep forcing us to look at

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i am the shyest attention whore ever

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I really really wish I was a cat, I’m not built for this capatalist society but I am built for sleeping 19 hours a day and knocking things over

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My girlfriend is on a cruise so while she’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts

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U kno sometimes u just gotta eat some garlic bread and move on

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me with tumblr on my screen someone: oh u have tumblr? me: no

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i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed

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google search: how to say “I Would Do Anything For You” but make it sound casual

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it sure fucking is you funky little man

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Due to personal reasons I will be eating this entire lasagne

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I want a relationship that’s just like super cool friendship with like kissing