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I keep seeing posts about why do the freshmen hate Neil and the response is that people forget Neil is an asshole. True

We spent 3 books inside of Neil’s head so we saw the thought process of Neil’s words

Imagine being Kevin in the first book and you’re chilling in your apartment when a 5’3 man comes in and starts yelling at you in French about not touching his things then calls you a cr’pple and runs away. Like that’s weird and an asshole move

That’s also only 1 example and one the earliest things Neil does before shit hit the fan

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neil's sexuality is so interesting and complex, i love it so so so much. he doesn't swing. he has trauma from his mom trying to beat all interest in women out of him. he experiences a degree of attraction to women but doesn't feel anything kissing them. he jerks off sometimes and basically sees it as system maintenance. it never would have occurred to him to be attracted to andrew if andrew didn't bluntly say he'd blow him and then later kiss him. he doesn't think to initiate anything sexual, it just doesn't occur to him to do so, andrew has to cue him in and then he'll drop everything to make out. he still doesn't swing, it's just andrew.

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buzz cut neil post nest because riko shaved all his hair off to get his hair to be auburn again

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you can’t make this stuff up

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so what if they are misplaced forever partners??? i don't care, it didn't alter my brain chemistry at all!!!!!

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aftg fandom arguing about characters' personalities / kevin day has a praise kink

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i’m gonna need that ravens x foxes fight in the queens game either in kevin’s pov or epilogue/bonus neil or andrews pov

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Andreil🦊

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reblog if you’re a sick fuck

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Flowers ain’t enough. I need someone to give me keys and call them home.

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Socmed pt 22 the jort episode

Layla comes back with a socmed part??? Wait… really?? YES IM BACK

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locked in learning french

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sobbing over this

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andrew is getting ready, standing in front of a mirror and fixing up his hair as neil comes up behind him and wraps his arms around his waist, propping his head on andrew's shoulder. he looks him up and down in the mirror before showering him with compliments. andrew tells him to fuck off but it doesn't sound convincing seeing as he is holding neil's arms tightly and leaning back into him. if you were to look closely enough you would see that his ears are red

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Andrew Minyard talks like that because hes supposed to be a noir detective, but life made him a jock who hates learning about other people and no fixed address with which to develop a codependent relationship.

Neil Josten talks like that because he was supposed to be the femme fatale, except he's too asexual to intentionally seduce anyone and too obsessive and paranoid to notice when somebody falls for him anyway.

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neil josten they will never get your name out of their mouths