Gogurt, but infused with potions. I can promise you, I would only need to use a bonus action to slam one of those fuckers, especially the blueberry flavor.
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tumblr is the root of half the internets trends and memes
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love to purchase items but at what cost
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hey, can my cat stay on your blog for a little while?
i'm going out of town for the night and could use someone to watch her
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Being kind to ghosts is a Jewish value
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HEY GUYS I JUST GOT AN EMAIL ABOUT TRADEMARK ISSUES FROM TUMBLR I—
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Recently discovered that Dr Dre's "Keep Their Heads Ringin" matches up uncannily well with the Cardcaptor Sakura OP
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>Morning shift
>Customer is angry that we disabled his card
>calm him down because it is a security measure
>We had to block his card because he spent 5k on Genshin Impact at 4AM and almost drained his entire bank account
>The instant we unblock his card he spends 200 more dollars on Genshin Impact
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apparently veggietales fans are debating what vegetable jesus would be. You all know full well that larry would play jesus because he has main character syndrome.
But if jesus was a new character? um a grape. Yeah. its kind of basic but i mean it makes sense.
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Fun fact. Nothing can stop you from finding the oldest art your friend has ever made on their blog and reblogging it.
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“I’ll just rest my eyes” is the biggest lie you’re going straight to snorkmimimi land
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of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns
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"Blah! It's me, the alien! I'm gonna getcha! I'm the alien!"
- the alien from Alien (1979)
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