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I don’t take hints. Throw a rock at me
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tiktoks with vine energy pt. 7
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all dressed up and no one to be
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yup, pretty funny. (reaches down and picks up a random inconspicuous rock off the ground and turns the base of it to face you and you see that etched into the bottom is the joke you just made with a inscribed date from 5 years ago and my signature)
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Old Yeller just parried the bullet
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i have to come up with everything really fast
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Pro tip: U can satisfy all ur wants and desires with nothing more than a nibble of the little crease of skin on the side of ur nail
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kid at my work has been obsessed with pangea lately. he keeps telling me we have to "save it". like go back in time and push it back together
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i wish every kitty in entire world would be ok
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put your bra back on boy we have a murder to solve
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take your bra back off boy we just solved a murder
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someone ordered our new limoncello cocktail, took one sip, and sent it back, and when the bartender saw it he just whimpered "they didn't like it...?" and looked at the waitress like

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