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I could have lived in peace (stayed warm in my bed) but my enemies (job that pays my bills) brought me war (e-mails i have to respond to)

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people look over my screen and be like what are you reading and how do i explain that its about harry potter's dad and his godfather's younger twink brother exploring their knife kink as a whole revolution unfolds around them

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hofas bonus chapter masterlist

ruhn and lidia

bryce and hunt

bryce and danika

ember and randall

bryce, nesta, and azriel

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Just finished HOFAS & my only thought is:

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Fics I cannot recommend enough (an exhaustive list) JEGULUS EDITION

a matter of time (reggiecanswim)

So fucking good. Very long fic, still ongoing, but the jegulus is immaculate. Secret relationship? Check. Also this is one of the best handled pranks I’ve ever read, Remus in this makes me want to cry.

when you were mine (battlehamster)

This is classic jegulus literature. It’s modern muggle au but reg went to jail and also it’s secret relationship but like a long time ago. It’s hard to explain just to read it please. Also update is coming soon!

just lovers (like we were supposed to be) (zeppazariel)

You liked best friends brother right? Of course you did it was amazing. Same author except it’s a fake dating au. Don’t worry reg is JUST as unhinged in this one and I have it on good authority he’ll only get more out of pocket. Thank me in advance.

glimpses of heaven (lunahunt)

This isn’t even 20k words yet and I’m already obsessed. It features the prank after math, quidditch god regulus black, oblivious to his own feelings/sexuality James and so much more. Idk what their posting. Schedule is like but I’m praying they update soon!

lose yourself to me (80days)

Marauders in college au! Lily is here and amazing as always but the jegulus??? Insane. Out of this world. Also features a very bad Black brother relationship dynamic that I’m hoping will mend as time goes on!

I definitely have more where that came from so..

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elizabeth olsen defending wanda with her entire chest and saying she likes being called mommy is the best promo for any marvel movie ever

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“how long have you been fucking nate jacobs?”

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I didn’t have it in myself to go with grace

L a s t  k n o w n  l o c a t i o n s - O r d e r  6 6

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A Movie For Every Year I’ve Been Alive ↳ STARDUST (2007) dir. Matthew Vaughn

My heart… it feels like my chest can barely contain it. Like it doesn’t belong to me anymore. It belongs to you. And if you wanted it, I’d wish for nothing in exchange - no gifts. No goods. No demonstrations of devotion. Nothing but knowing you loved me too. Just your heart, in exchange for mine.

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scooby doo 2 monsters unleashed ( 2004 )

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Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith by Matthew Stover

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EVERYBODY SHUT THE HELL UP

A CURLY HAIRED BRIT IS PLAYING THE GUITAR

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