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“It will do no good to fight with hate in your heart.”

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Send 👅 to lick my muse

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* spongebob squarepants starters

a collection of lines from spongebob squarepants.

‘ is mayonnaise an instrument? ’

‘ MY LEG! ’

‘ i’m ugly and i’m proud. ’

‘ y’all had me worried sick!’

‘ when in doubt, pinky out. ’

‘ I’M A GOOD NOODLE. ’

‘ you took my only food. now i’m gonna starve. ’

‘ this is a load of barnacles. ’

‘ can’t you say anything else but no? ’

‘ ANCHOVIES! ’

‘ and stop starin’ at me with them big ol’ eyes. ’

‘ i can’t see my forehead. ’

‘ 24! ’

‘ you’re supposed to be knocking each other’s brains out. ’

‘ i’m ready, i’m ready. ’

‘ i defy you, heart man! ’

‘ i can deny it no longer: i am small. ’

‘ i love you. ’

‘ EVIL! ’

‘ leedle leedle leedle lee.’

‘ ravilo, ravilo. give me the formuoli. ’

‘ don’t touch me, i’m sterile. ’

‘ let me play a sad song for ya on the world’s smallest violin. ’

‘ we’re not cavemen. we have technology. ’

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relationship hearts! sfw edition

send hearts to let me know which kinds of relationships you’re interested in for our muses, as either pre-established or a progression goal through current interactions. feel free to include any additional thoughts, headcanons, etc. that you wish. if i agree, we can work out the details together!

don’t forget to specify muse(s) for multimuses!

💛 a platonic ship

💕 a family type relationship

💞 a mentor/protégé relationship

💙 a queerplatonic partnership

💘 an unconfessed crush ship (specify who’s crushing on who)

💖 a slow burn romance

❤️ a romantic ship

💔  a past romance

💜 a love/hate relationship (frienemies)

🖤 a toxic ship

☢️ an antagonistic relationship (enemies)

💟 other relationship (specify what you have in mind)

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Atomic Blonde sentence starters

88 starters feel free to change gender pronouns content warning: cussing, violence

“How did you find me?”

“Maybe you’re not as good at this spy shit as you think.”

“That’s a nasty black eye.”

“I’m sorry. Did you say something, _____?”

“Money is good, information is better.”

“It’s not safe for us anymore here.”

“I risked everything.”

“Trust no one.”

“What the fuck are you doing?!”

“Where the fuck were you?!”

“Great fucking start, _____.”

“There was a man here last night, a traitor! Tell me where he is!”

“In [insert location], we don’t make simple mistakes.”

“I’m not going to lie, I’m impressed. You’ve got some balls breaking in here.”

“How the fuck did you get in here?”

“You know, if I was to follow you, I mean, properly, you’d never fucking know.”

“You can either do it or you can’t.”

“You need to be careful.”

“You need to run.”

“This traitor has been a thorn in our side for years.”

“You expose this bastard, _____, and we’ll hang him for treason.”

“If I had known he’d call the police, I’d have worn a different outfit.”

“Saving the world is cool and all that, but my main objective is staying alive.”

“I trust you about as far as I can throw you.”

“It’s always a double pleasure to deceive the deceiver.”

“Oh, my God, I think I fucking love you.”

“Very impressive. This can’t be your only talent.”

“Talents can be overrated.”

“A dedication… a loyalty is very rare these days.”

“Everyone here is searching for something. What are you looking for?”

“Well, when all’s said and done, wouldn’t you say we’re all just searching for the same thing?”

“You looked like you needed saving.”

“My friend owns a club nearby. Want to come check it out?”

“[insert location] is truly doomed.”

“Right now I’m not feeling very confident about this story of yours.”

“You’re coming with me.”

“You are late. And you were followed.”

“I’m late because I was followed. I lost them twenty minutes ago near [insert location].”

“You’re as good as your reputation.”

“Are you sure this is the right place to meet?”

“I didn’t think that you would show.”

“I look for pleasure in the details.”

“Let’s go someplace quiet…”

“Why the gun, _____?”

“You’re not as well-disguised as you may think. I know who you are.”

“You should have become a poet. Or a rockstar.”

“I don’t have to remind you of how fast the clock is ticking.”

“If this thing gets out, a lot of good, hard-working folks… brave men and women are going to show up dead. You and I included.”

“I swear to God, the last few weeks, I dread even waking up in the morning.”

“Don’t insult my intelligence, _____. You know exactly what I fucking mean.”

“We’re going to do it my way.”

“And no one thought to tell me? Hm?”

“These relationships aren’t real. They’re just a means to an end.”

“When you tell the truth, you look different. Your eyes change.”

“It should’ve been easy. The plan was sound. Whatever went wrong did so because someone wanted it to.”

“You won’t be needing that. It’ll be worse if they find it on you.”

“I realize I may not be as valuable to some people, and some people may even want me dead, but… what choice do I have?”

“You’re no good to me dead.”

“This was never part of the plan.”

“I don’t want to die.”

“You need to stop that bleeding. Search for anything. Alcohol, rags.”

“You need to work on your [insert language]. It’s horrible.”

“You sent me into a fucking hornet’s nest.”

“You can’t unfuck what’s been fucked.”

“How naive can you be? We chose this life, _____. It only ends one way.”

“You have to leave while you can.”

“Oh, _____, listen to me very carefully. You have no idea who you’re dealing with.”

“I know your secrets, _____, and I can play this game better than you think.”

“There’s only one question left to ask. Who won? And what was the fucking game anyway?”

“Is it art, or is it just plagiarism?”

“To win, first you have to know whose side you’re on.”

“You fight the good fight, and then one day you wake up and you realize all you were was Satan’s little helper.”

“Ironic. The news will tell them there will be no more secrets. But you and I, we both know that’s not true. The world is run on secrets.”

“So, what have I learned after all this time? After all those sleepless nights, lying to friends, lovers, myself?”

“You didn’t have to kill her.”

“You, what, you suddenly decided to develop a conscience after all you’ve done?”

“Have you noticed how everyone you get close to ends up fucking dead?”

“Are you going to lie till the very end?”

“Truth and lies. People like us don’t know the difference.”

“You better have hard proof and a damn good explanation.”

“Who are you to judge my actions?”

“This was never about stopping the war. This was about saving your ass.”

“Despite your best efforts and your incompetence, I succeeded where you failed.”

“_____ is an arrogant lap dog who understands precisely fuck-all beyond the edge of his desk.”

“Tonight, we celebrate.”

“For a moment, I thought you wanted to kill me.”

“Before you die, I want you to get this through your thick, primitive skull. I never worked for you. You worked for me.”

“I want my life back.”

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Write inappropriate comments to my Muse in my inbox. Try to make them very uncomfortable and/or flustered!

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Oh lord the porn bots are really troublesome... is there any way to ward them off??

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6 and 7

Yikes, oh- hmm, okay something nice about myself. I've finally managed a decent gair routine so it's not a dry fizzled mess. Does that count?

Honestly, we would just be those two friends sitting on the couch in a cozy blanket with some sort of background noise and giggling at our phones just quietly enjoying eachothers presence.

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Send me a 🤔 + any ideas if you'd be up for plotting an AU/verse with me!

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More asks for Munday 🌻

1. So, Mun… how’s your drafts box/inbox looking? 2. Name a favorite sound to write to 3. What is your writing space like? What’s the vibe? 4. Early morning or late at night? 5. Mun has to say something nice about their muse 6. Mun has to say something nice about themselves 7. If mun and muse could spend a day together, what would you do and why? 8. Name your favorite constellation 9. Shoutout a blog/muse you’re loving lately 10. Coffee or tea? 11. Explain the origins of your muse. Why did you choose them? What’s your focus with this character? 12. If you had to pick a different muse, what would it be? 13. Give us a random headcanon 14. Give us a random song lyric you think relates to your muse 15. This one isn’t a question. I just want to show my love <3

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ITS TIME TO FOR MUNDAY QUESTIONS

anon or not, ask the admin a question. It could be about anything

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"Can you..." Sentence Starters

“Can you please move?”

“Can you help me?”

“Can you stop?”

“Can you get that for me?”

“Can you shut up for five seconds?”

“Can you tell me where…?”

“Can you hand that to me?”

“Can you come here?”

“Can you see them yet?”

“Can you tell me when they leave?”

“Can you find something for me?”

“Can you even eat that?”

“Can you not park in front of my driveway?”

“Can you drive a little slower?”

“Can you really drink all that?”

“Can you fit in that?”

“Can you tell me what’s going on?”

“Can you go away?”

“Can you clean that up?” 

“Can you at least wipe your shoes before coming in here?” 

“Can you please stop dragging that around?” 

“Can you keep quiet about this?” 

“Can you at least pick that up?” 

“Can you do this for me?” 

“Can you __?”

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Send “For You” and a gift to give my muse a present

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WIFE / HUSBAND APPLICATION:

Name: 

Age: 

How well do we know each other?: 

Do you have a pet name for me?: 

Do I have a pet name for you?: 

Are you attracted to me?: 

Why do you want to marry me?: 

Big wedding or Small wedding?: 

Do you see children in our future?: 

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𝐉𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐂 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 (a collection of prompts from the 1993 movie “Jurassic Park”, feel free to adjust phrasing and gendered terms as necessary)

“You crazy son of a bitch, you did it.”

“I’m gonna run you over when I come back down!”

“That’s what I said: you’re a nerd.”

“You never had control, that’s the illusion!”

“He suffers from a deplorable excess of personality.”

“I made a mistake too.”

“I hate trees!”

“The feeling’s mutual.”

“Go away!”

“Oh, give me a break!”

“Ha ha. Good one.”

“That doesn’t look very scary.”

“So you know, try to show a little respect.”

“Boy, do I hate being right all the time!”

“What have they got in there, King Kong?”

“Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth.”

“So, who’s hungry?”

“Life will find a way.”

“Nice hat. What are you trying to look like, a secret agent?”

“See? I’m right again.”

“Clever girl.”

“Mommy’s very angry.”

“What’s so great about discovery? It’s a violent, penetrative act that scars what it explores.”

“Remind me to thank [name] for a lovely weekend.”

“Hold on to your butts.”

“We spared no expense.”

“So, what are you thinking?”

“Must go faster.”

“If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us it’s that life will not be contained.”

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Attacked [sentence starters]

Monster-themed for the most part, but feel free to change ‘it’ pronouns to something else for a humanoid villain.

“Settle down, you’re safe now.” “Who hurt you? WHAT hurt you?” “I don’t know what it was that attacked me.” “Did you see what they looked like?” “Please, help me. I’m hurt.” “All I remember are teeth and a whole lot of pain.” “I was sure I was going to die.” “I would be dead if you hadn’t found me.” “What the hell was that thing?!” “Oh god, please don’t be dead. Please don’t be dead.” “I don’t want to think what would have happened if you didn’t show up.” “Do you have any idea what did this to you?” “Was it an animal? A person?” “It all happened so fast.” “Stop screaming, I’m not the one who hurt you!” “You’ll be alright, just calm down and tell me what happened.” “I’m so sorry this happened to you.” “I’m not sure it was even human.” “That looks like it hurt.” “Help is coming. Just stay calm.” “Don’t just stand there, help me!” “You’re lucky I came by when I did, or else you’d be dead.” “You shouldn’t be out here alone.” “Wh-where am I? What happened to me?” “You never know what might be prowling around out here.” “Why would anyone want to attack you?” “Hey, can you hear me? Are you alright?” “A-am I going to die?” “We have to go before it comes back!” “I don’t even know why it left me alive.” “I-I need a doctor. Please.” “Damn, it looks like you pissed off a grizzly bear.” “It was you. You did this to me!” “Do you think it’ll come back?” “I-I didn’t get a good look at it.” “It’s okay, I’ll help you. Just don’t try to move.” “How do you know so much about monsters?” “You need to learn how to protect yourself.” “Honestly, it’s a miracle you weren’t torn to shreds.” “I don’t think I’ve ever been so scared in my life.” “You’re not going to die. I’ll make sure of it.” “Whatever happens to me, make sure the one who did this pays the price.”

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://: Good ole' Tumblr at its nonsense again.

Apparently it does not approve of this sidelong and is blocking people randomly from me and vice versa.

Shakes fists to the sky

I just wanna meet people and have fun but this site yet again makes it very difficult >:/