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ever since i learned about ghost buildings i haven't been able to stop thinking about them

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I could never own a parrot. They are splendid and delightful joyful creatures but I could not match their fucking whimsy. If I woke up at 4:45 am on a tuesday to the sound of some gleeful feather-cloaked varmint doing aerial somersaults all over the house while singing the world's most high-pitched whistle nightcore one-man a capella cover of Funkytown, I'd eat it.

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What if the Truman show did a queerbait arc

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throwback to the milves <3

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God could you imagine how mad geologists must have been to slowly watch the "hey all the continents kinda fit like puzzle pieces :)" guy get proven right

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What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

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”sideblog mutuals” is one of the weirdest relationships you can have with someone on here i think. yeah we’re sort of mutuals but only when we’re both wearing funny hats and doing little voices talking about our shows. like what are we

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tonight i swore a blood oath to the minimum wage workers at my local subway

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L

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i had a vision

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it's just me and my horrible reputation (friend sent it to me)

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apartment. i’m at my apartment