shanzebra:
cracktastic:
ooh-voldy-voldy:
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGG
DARREN. DARREN. DARREN. DID YOU SERIOUSLY. DID YOU SERIOUSLY GO TO COACHELLA, AND JUST WALK AROUND LIKE. LIKE. YOU ARE SHIRTLESS DARREN and GODDAMNIT YOU ARE TANNED AND MUSCLEY AND HOW DARE YOU and WHY THE HELL WASN’T I AT THIS MUSIC FESTIVAL. THE PAINT. YOU HAVE PAINT ON YOUR FACE AND YOU ARE WEARING NECKLACES and YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW YOU ARE FAMOUS, DO YOU? NO SWEAT OFF YOUR BACK, YOU’RE JUST GONNA WALK AROUND A GODDAMN AMAZING MUSIC FESTIVAL AND. I said the sweat off your back THE SWEAT ON YOUR BACK HNNG AND ARE THOSE FUCKING PRESS-ON STAR TATTOOS? HOW THE HELL ARE YOU A FUCKING SEX ICON AND AN ADORABLE LITTLE BOY AT TEH SAME TIME? I. CAN’T. EVEN. I DONT EVEN CARE ANYMORE just get the FUCK OVER HERE AND TAKE ME NOW YOU SWEET, HEART-EYED, RIPPED, SWEATY, ELOQUENT, FUCKING GORGEOUS HIPSTER.
hello, hi, this.
Going to write a fic about Coachella. Darren is going to be a naughty boy. Just saying.
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icecray:
mycatatemycoursework:
I would first be like
Then I’d board the train from Platform 9¾ at King’s Cross station in London, and all the muggles will try to follow me but they’d fail
Then on the Hogwarts Express I’d be like
When i walk into the school everything would be perfect
Then when The Sorting Hat puts me in the right house I’d walk over to everyone like
When i see someone fit I’ll be like
Then I’ll be like
I`d join the Quidditch team and play every day
(even inside)
(and when its raining)
And I’d spend the rest of my life like
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Officially April’s fools day here. Happy Birthday boys.
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theharrypotterobsession:
When people mock me for my obsession
When they try to make me like another series
When they joke about it
When they complain
When they try to talk about certain vampire books to make me forget
When my mum says I need a new hobby
NO
seriously
I'm an obsessed Harry Potter fan and I'm not afraid to admit it
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weasleyandpotter:
Happy birthday!
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linneaborealis:
fiftyrantsperday:
So… I measured the angles of Darren’s eyebrows. Yup.
Oh my god.
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This is the most beautiful observation ever (:
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Dear my Four Followers:
I really need a Beta-er.
I have nearly 20 stories in the works, and I want to get them out I just don't know where to go with them. Also I want to make sure everything makes sense so far.
If you could help or know someone that can, please tell me. I am desperate.
Love you!
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soleilfx:
cocky bitch.
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acciohallows:
infamoushogwartsjaguar:
They expect my reaction to be something like:
When really, my reaction is something like:
I laughed so much….
That was me reading Catching Fire today.
When people interrupt me while I'm reading
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