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Nightcrawler, Jovana.

Here's a character sheet for the D&D character I'm playing in a short campaign. The images are sourced from various places, and I don't intend to claim ownership of them. I'm sharing this solely for the purpose of using the pictures in my Dicecloud journal.

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"- what do you say in your defense Mr. Barnes?"

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Human and chimpanzee skeletons. God or gorilla. 1922.

Internet Archive

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🧍‍♂️🐟

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[ID: A series of fake tweets set in the universe of The Batman (2022), from the perspective of Gotham’s citizens. They read as follows:

Cedric C. (@/cedricccc): Ever since the flood last year, I’ve seen a few weird fringe theories about who the Batman is, but the craziest shit I’ve ever heard are the folks who think Bruce Wayne is the Bat. My man looks one dropped ice cream away from a mental breakdown.

Penny E. Larson (@/penny4urthots): i went to high school with bruce wayne at gotham academy. we got partnered together to dissect a frog and he started crying when he saw it. i had to do all the cutting. This man is #notthebat and we also need to protect him at all costs

R. Wilson (@/gothamtoaustin): I used to work for Wayne Ent. before I moved to TX. One day Wayne had to give my department a presentation and he was so awkward it hurt to watch. He dropped all his index cards, mumbled the whole time, zero eye contact. There’s no way. #notthebat

Javier Perez (@/itsjaviiiii): Bruce Wayne came into the 7-11 I used to work at, got an icee, realized he forgot his wallet as i was checking him out, then put the icee down and speed-walked away before i could get a word in edgewise. i would have given it to him for free. anyway yeah #notthebat

Alice Li (@/aliceingotham): Bruce is a regular at my grandparents’ restaurant. He gets take out a few times a month. I can’t tell you how incredibly soft-spoken this man is. My grandma always tries to take care of him but he shrinks away. Can confirm he is definitely #notthebat

Noah Crocker (@/gothamisnumba1): This poor bastard. Leave him alone. I was at that library charity thing last month and I saw him honest-to-God hiding behind a curtain. I went over to ask if everything was ok but a GCPD guy got to him first and pulled him out of the room. Cut him some slack guys. #notthebat

Libby H. Lewis (@/gothamlibby): Gotham, come on now. We can at least protect our boy Bruce Wayne from this nonsense. Are we all forgetting that time when he “ran away” as a teen and was found crying in a port-a-potty at an AFI concert? It was in the news for months. Leave him alone. #notthebat /End ID]

Image description via @t4tchucky

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sam: when i first met you, i thought you were weird and annoying

bucky:

sam:

bucky: and?

sam: you are

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The Baron in Riga 💜💜💜

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thinking about zemo sending extremely homoerotic letters from prison to bucky and agent everett ross reading them before delivering like

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My therapist: Tell me what’s bothering you.

Me: I’m deeply concerned with my inability to ship anything heterosexual.

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I made a thing. I like Zemo’s gloves. 💜

You can follow me on Instagram @maryptraverse 

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can u draw What if/no-serum stucky? pls

Hi! Sorry, I don't take requests here, but I can share some of my old shrinkyclinks AU from Patreon 😘

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I got you！

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Anthony Mackie coming back in the next movie as Cap?

It’s

What

He

Deserves

And we love to see it <3

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Buck & Cap.

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The Falcon and the Winter Soldier + Letterboxd Reviews