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You ever think about how we call toddlers that because they can't walk right. They toddle about. Fuckin idiots. Fuckin idiot steppers can't walk properly. Call 'em wobblers. This is my son Jeffrey he's at the age where I mock him for walking like a fucking scrub. "Skill issue" ass name.

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>Morning shift

>Customer is angry that we disabled his card

>calm him down because it is a security measure

>We had to block his card because he spent 5k on Genshin Impact at 4AM and almost drained his entire bank account

>The instant we unblock his card he spends 200 more dollars on Genshin Impact

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Trans activism would go so much further if we would stop talking about how "sex is different than gender" and started mentioning that sex is also constructed and the difference between them is a matter of convenience for the speaker's agenda

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POWDER & EKKO | “Enemy” by Imagine Dragons and J.I.D.

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very big fan of when shows put wigs on actors and say ‘yeah. That’s him when he was younger fuck you’. No anti aging ai, no teen actor hired. Just. The same guy with a fuckass wig

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wip! soon to be finished!

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just a few doodles

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So basically, Ford's back, and I've been pretending to be him for the past 30 years, also I faked my death -

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[Image description: digital art of Ford and Stan from Gravity Falls. They're smiling as Ford waves to Dipper and Mabel in an offscreen bus, and Stan wears his goodbye sweater. Stan's smile dissipates as he suddenly says: "Wait..."

Ford turns to look at him, and Stan exclaims: "Shit! We forgot to tell Shermie!" The last panel cuts to Shermie, who has gray hair and a mustache, sitting up in his bed in a dark room. He's holding the phone up to his ear with a weary expression, and his dialogue bubble just has a "..." (ellipsis). End ID.]

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They are siblings. And Sherm needs to be caught up on all the shenanigans.

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stanley pines deserved to be a dad, it's not even fair 😭

based off this dialogue in the 3ds game

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Shermie!

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Also, what's the best book you read this year?

I'm a very curious human! Tell me! haha

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walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet

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your cum does not impress me dr watson

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Will they ever find out who is this mysterious biker?