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yeah his hair is something that genuinely pisses me off. imma wash it, use proper products, etc.

what do you think his hair texture is?

if you remember, i asked you guys to vote on what to do if i see a jet lagger when i go to NYC. many of you chose to fight them/kill ben.

however, there is still the matter of sam and adam...

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i fear i haven't embraced violence, i am just subject to the whims of the people 💔.

(also it say incapacitate, not decapitate. hope this helps!)

if you remember, i asked you guys to vote on what to do if i see a jet lagger when i go to NYC. many of you chose to fight them/kill ben.

however, there is still the matter of sam and adam...

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if you remember, i asked you guys to vote on what to do if i see a jet lagger when i go to NYC. many of you chose to fight them/kill ben.

however, there is still the matter of sam and adam...

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Jet Lag The Game + Even More Silly Little Textposts

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some of my fav jltg caption moments

*nsfw warning*

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Jetlag!!! Is back!!! But in South Korea!!! Playing Snake!!! WOOOOO Ben is so quotable/memeable ngl 😭😭😭 and its just the first episode pls??? The way Ben was just doing whatever and being so confused because Adam and Sam were thinking too hard and juking themselves was funny lmfao Also I love Ben's jacket, its so colourful!!

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The final result from 193 votes is to fight Ben </3

Why, oh why?

going to new york city next month.

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for @sleepyaroace who wanted the sam wallpaper

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Sam: Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.

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guys what about his, adam's, and sam's child??

when this poll is over i'm releasing a poll on if i should expose all of you freaks (affectionate) if i meet any of them. get excited.

going to new york city next month.

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new wallpaper just dropped. can't wait to be questioned about it later.

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oh my stars.

going to new york city next month.

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I lied, we aren't having sex. put your clothes back on. I'm going to explain the history of american rock band my chemical romance. it all started on September 11 2001, they hit the pentag-

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oh to be a mormon missionary watching a random white guy crash out on the train over a game of snake in south korea

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ben was always the one eating the pieces 💔

Jet Lag s14e1 "Putting all our eggs in the me basket"

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meanwhile ben

"someone is playing 4D chess"

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what i wouldn't give to be the nebula instagram account admin 💔😔

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I would like to specify that I'm just fighting him, and that Benjamin Doyle's death will NOT be at my hands despite being a strong woman and his wishes to die at the hands of one *pinches bridge of my nose and sighs deeply*

going to new york city next month.