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Alright but consider the following
Roadhog wants to turn his gut into a 6 pack sometimes but refuses to actually do so because Junkrat is into mpreg and they use his big belly for mpreg role play purposes.
Specifically Junkrat likes to fuck Hog’s belly button to completion and then watch his belly button shoot out into an outie again, fliging jizz everywhere. He thinks this is hilarious and Roadhog is a sucker for Junkrat’s giggling.
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when Junkrat kills an enemy Roadhog and it triggers the “who’s on top now?” voice line. there’s no heterosexual explanation for that
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he. he kills people. roadhog has killed multiple men
why are you mad? because roadhogs pussy pops severely and yours dont?
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which overwatch character do you think busts the hardest nuts?
junkrat bc he puts mines on his dick
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Ok but consider this though
McCree’s Gambler skin but underneath he’s wearing a banana hammock that has a pair of dice rolled into snake eyes where his balls are.
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he. he kills people. roadhog has killed multiple men
why are you mad? because roadhogs pussy pops severely and yours dont?
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So… Hanzo attacks Shimada castle annually to honor Genji. After the first couple of times the guys there must have just come to accept the fact that they’re gonna get a guaranteed ass kicking once a year.
Seriously, I could see it turn into a tradition of sorts:
-Some people purposefully try to get that day off.
-Others make sure they’re there.
-I wonder if they take bets on how long they can last.
-Maybe it even becomes a badge of honor. You’re not fully in the gang until you get you shit rocked by Hanzo.
-But there are some that believe that they can win.
This guy has tried for five years straight. He hasn’t succeeded. He is hurting.
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when Junkrat kills an enemy Roadhog and it triggers the “who’s on top now?” voice line. there’s no heterosexual explanation for that
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Alright but consider the following
Roadhog wants to turn his gut into a 6 pack sometimes but refuses to actually do so because Junkrat is into mpreg and they use his big belly for mpreg role play purposes.
Specifically Junkrat likes to fuck Hog's belly button to completion and then watch his belly button shoot out into an outie again, fliging jizz everywhere. He thinks this is hilarious and Roadhog is a sucker for Junkrat's giggling.
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Ok but consider this though :
Reaper's mask is an old Halloween mask he's had for years and the reason he keeps it around is because it was the mask he wore on his first date with Jack Morrison back when they were young and he was still Gabriel Reyes which coincidentally took place on Halloween.
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Ok but consider this though
Widowmaker's mistletoe highlight intro but it's Torbjorn instead and after stepping on you he says "CUM GET YUR ARMOR"
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Ok but consider this though
Hanzo Shimada and everything is exactly the same EXCEPT that his legs are 7 feet long
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