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"their relationship is strictly platonic" "they're so in love" well, more importantly, they are fucking weird and abnormal about each other in an undeniable way
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gives you a badjob. a weirdjob. doing some unusual shit to your penis.
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Backshots...? No, I could never strike my enemy whilst he isn't looking. It would be most dishonorable
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it's important to have bits that aren't good and also nobody likes and also aren't funny
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I fully understand why "character A is astounded at the sight of character B's penis" is a specific kink that gets tagged for, but the fact that some platforms choose to tag this kink as "penis awe" is unintentionally very funny. Now I'm picturing penis experience kink tags for all those other allegedly transcendent emotions in the glossary of your Philosophy 101 textbook. Penis faith. Penis Weltschmerz. Penis apprehension of the absurd.
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who wants to see the worst thing ive seen this week
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