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“Stop smiling. This is not a happy place.”
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――Sofia rolls her eyes; yea, no shit. Though it very much depended on the company. Reno, at least, was fun. Sometimes annoying but fun. Rude―she rolled the thought around her mouth. Moving on. Tseng, quiet, though at least he had a glimmer of charisma. This guy?
“No. Shant.” She sniffs. Doesn’t look at him. Continues to troubleshoot and continues to hit dead-ends. “You want me to fix this? I do it with a smile.” Though of course, it wasn’t an easy fix. In fact, it was being downright problematic. Not impossible, never impossible, but she’d be stuck here with Mr Happy for a while yet. “You’re Priest, right?” Sophia pushes away from the desk. Vanishes beneath it; suitably, her voice is projected. “I thought priests were supposed to be benevolent…”
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Max Keeble's Big Move Sentence Meme
“One lone hero stands out among the rest.”
“One fearless ride has the fortitude to deliver the goods.”
“That Ice Cream Man sure is evil.”
“I will defeat you with my complicated fighting move.”
“So maybe my life really isn’t like that.”
“You could say she’s a bit obsessed.”
“My little soldier all grown up.”
“You know that kid everyone thinks is weird but doesn’t care what everyone thinks? This is him. He’s my best friend.”
“Since when have we been cool?”
“Each one a rung on the ladder of my success.”
“The old dinosaur is sure to make me his successor.”
“Pheromones. Nature’s dating service.”
“See you bassoon? Ech. Stupid.”
“Know the guy you hung out with when you were little but as you got older you went in opposite directions?”
“I’ve got my eye on you. You’re on my list.”
“If someone tries to start a fight with you, just ignore them.”
“You can’t go through the rest of the day like that.”
“I’m just spreading some investment wisdom.”
“You may be under the impression that I encourage horseplay and malarkey. I don’t encourage it. I excourage it.”
“Could you do me a favor and feed the goat?”
“It’s messed up, I know.”
“We’re moving?!”
“My life is here, my friends are here.”
“This was gonna be my year. Here.”
“Maybe you could hire a lawyer and legally emancipate yourself?”
“I made some flyers to help save the animal shelter.”
“So you want to save the filthy little beasts, eh?”
“Do you want me to give my car to the smelly goat?”
“He’s a little claustrophobic so he might hurl.”
“Another feature that allows a civilized society to develop is a code of rules.”
“Without rules, society would completely collapse.”
“She wanted to punish me when it wasn’t my fault.”
“It was time to take a stand.”
“A civilized society does need a set of rules. Otherwise, people could do this.”
“No consequences. I could do anything I wanted.”
“If you’re ever in the Windy City, look me up.”
“All the people who tried to run us down, mess us up, push us around were in for a real surprise.”
“After all, I had to do something about the bullies. All I needed was a little bit of help.”
“I’m gonna be the one they come after, but I’m not gonna be here and that is the beauty of it.”
“We’ll have—what do you call it? Plausible deniability?”
“We all down for the cause?”
“I sure am gonna miss you guys.”
“I’m sorry we sprung this on you but it was sort of sprung on me the same way.”
“Sometimes in life, you gotta do things that you don’t want to do because other people who have power over you tell you to do them.”
“If you rise up and show that you’re not afraid those people will no longer have control over your life.”
“At first I was really bummed out but not everything’s bad about moving.”
“How it saddens me to think of your retirement. What an inspiration you’ve been to us all.”
“I’ve collected some mementos from your glory days.”
“We’re biggish on books. Especially sports books.”
“I’d just rather spend our last day hanging out than doing all this spy stuff.”
“Let me tell you something about this school. It blows!”
“I assure you, this behavior is utterly without precedent. Plus, it never happened before.”
“If the culprit does not step forward this instant, swift and horrible retribution awaits each and every one of you.”
“I’d like to take you through a childhood regression process.”
“Need somebody to hold his hand. Little baby.”
“Stay for one milkshake. It’ll be fun.”
“I guess we’re just not cool enough for ya.”
“We’re not moving?”
“I’m gonna start my own business.”
“If it wasn’t for you, I wouldn’t have had the courage to stand up to him.”
“I was Grade A dead meat and I knew it.”
“Stop smiling. This is not a happy place.”
“Do you mind if I hang here for a while because there’s some people after me. I did some stuff.”
“My friends are gonna get whaled on because of me and I can’t do anything about it.”
“Any kid can make a mess. Takes a man to clean it up.”
“It took a man with a plunger to make me realize that I had to do something.”
“I thought I’d stood up to the bullies but all I’d really done was hit and run.”
“That’s not courage. That’s ex-courage.”
“I screwed up but you guys are my best friends and that’s forever.”
“It probably doesn’t matter to you anymore but I’m not moving.”
“It’s me you want, so leave my friends alone.”
“I may have run before but I am all through running now.”
“You’ve acted like a criminal so I’m going to treat you like a criminal.”
“Textbooks are for nerds.”
“Band is for losers.”
“Spare them I shall for I am a merciful man.”
“Caged like an animal. Ironic.”
“We are no better than the bullies if we do exactly what the bullies do.”
“I think not moving was the best move of all.”
“I do not fear your dark powers, bald one.”
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🥝 🍌 🍐
𝐅𝐑𝐔𝐈𝐓𝐘 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 ♡ 𝐒𝐘𝐌𝐁𝐎𝐋 𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐄
🥝 : does my muse have any ‘ unusual ’ habits, interests, and / or talents? do they hide it, or are they proud of it?
——already answered!
🍌 : is my muse inclined to help others, or will they only do it when it benefits them, if at all? what makes them this way? has it ever gotten them into trouble, or inconvenienced them?
——despite a sometimes brusque demeanour, Sofía is a genuinely kind soul. she lacks empathy, but is not incapable of sympathy. if someone is having a hard time, she’ll try to do what she can to cheer them up; bring a gift, a box of tissues, a shoulder to cry on etc. and mostly she does this not expecting anything in return. it could be said her kindness is easily taken advantage of and you’d probably be right; emotional maturity is not on par with her intellectual maturity. she can be quite gullible. this is a result of a secluded childhood. Sofía hasn’t had a lot of interpersonal experiences ( boyfriends, close friend etc. ) to learn & grow from & helping people makes her feel good. she’s had a few stern telling’s off regarding building security early in her career from a Turk or two because she was easily convinced that ‘oh i just lost my card can i come in?’. luckily, the few people who tried it were only relatives of workers or the odd nosy independent reporter. Sofía learned pretty quickly not to do this.
🍐 : how intelligent is my muse overall? are they smarter than the average person, or less than? are they primarily self-taught, or did they acquire most of their knowledge in school? are they more street smart or book smart?
——in her field, Sofía is a genius. street-smarts comes a close second. emotional maturity―as touched on above―is an area for improvement, as is social skills, some might argue. but an early childhood curiosity turned into an obsession, a gifted mind latching onto the budding field of information technology & not letting go since. as for how she acquired this knowledge, although she started life in a traditional education, IT was definitely not on the curriculum. that was for the likes of the eastern continent with it’s growing cities & Sofía had to beg & plead with her tutors to help her learn/acquire resources etc. but once said resources became available, she went off & learned in her own time. so in a sense, Sofía is self-taught until she ‘lands’ the scholarship in junon.
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🍒 : how much does my muse value companionship? do they constantly keep people around them, or do they prefer to be alone often? do they have or desire to have many friends? do they see every meeting as an opportunity to make a new friend?
𝐅𝐑𝐔𝐈𝐓𝐘 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 ♡ 𝐒𝐘𝐌𝐁𝐎𝐋 𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐄
——although naturally an introvert, Sofía does enjoy the company of others, though she prefers friends over strangers. she is bright & bubbly at gatherings, but this is mainly to ensure she’s well-received & finds a group of people to click with as soon as possible. she prefers a smaller group to hang with. though her social batteries always run out fairly early; she can’t keep going into the early hours. usually, once the initial buzz of alcohol begins to wear off, Sofía would quite like to go home, thanks. a more intimate gathering with friends is almost always preferred, though she’ll never say no to going out & having fun on the town. you might just end up with a whiny sack of potatoes hours before everyone else is ready to go home. as far as meetings go, she’ll always approach new people with a certain air of professionalism, though sometimes it’s short-lived. especially if she’s underestimated. she’s very much a ‘lover or hate at first sight’ person and mostly, she’s fine with this. but she’s fine having loads of friends, so long as she doesn’t have to see them or speak to them constantly; another reason people may take her the wrong way. she’ll leave you on read if she’s busy/tired/not feeling social. and she tends to be fairly busy; Shinra HQ is a big place with lots of wayward cups of coffee.
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🥝 🍇
𝐅𝐑𝐔𝐈𝐓𝐘 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 ♡ 𝐒𝐘𝐌𝐁𝐎𝐋 𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐄
🥝 : does my muse have any ‘ unusual ’ habits, interests, and / or talents? do they hide it, or are they proud of it?
——film making! but not in a necessarily traditional sense? she doesn’t aim to make a feature with a plot & actors etc. but it’s more... artistic? she’ll film what she thinks is interesting; a flickering security monitor at the train station, a bag caught in a tree etc. just a load of different, unusual clips that she’ll collect & mash together for fun. usually with a shit-ton of filters than sometimes distort the images beyond all recognition. Sofía posts her creations on whatever gaia’s equivalent of youtube is under a moniker & has a reasonable following, mostly from the artistic community. a few conspiracy nuts who insist she’s captured the occasional scandalous piece of footage. as an extension of this hobby, Sofía also dabbles in sound-art to accompany her weird & wacky features and the process is much the same; stop to record interesting sounds. mash them together in her free time. it’s not something she’s too vocal about; it’s literally just a thing she does for fun & relaxation and doesn’t enjoy having it criticised by people she knows. it’s not that she’s embarrassed; she just can’t be bothered to explain the process & reasoning to people who just don’t get it, man. she also enjoys embroidery & stitches away while on calls etc.
🍇 : how would my muse describe their childhood? how much has it impacted the person they are now, or will become as an adult? around what age did they or will they start to mature, and why? do they wish to go back to their days as a child, or have they embraced adulthood?
——Sofía would describe it as mostly happy, sometimes lonely. it did have a profound impact on how her life developed; because she was at home a lot taking care of herself & the household, she kinda developed her interest in information technology as an escape to assuage herself during long periods of parental absence. this extended to video games when she was older & the technology moved into the home-entertainment sector. also as a result of this, she had to grow up pretty fast. while most kids were out playing, she was indoors cooking, cleaning & helping her parents. not something she resents all too much; she’s a smart kid who understood times were getting tough. part of her kinda wishes she’d been able to run around with all the other kids on the beach? but then again, Sofía is proud of her specialised talent & knows she’d never be where she was without it.
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𝐅𝐑𝐔𝐈𝐓𝐘 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 ♡ 𝐒𝐘𝐌𝐁𝐎𝐋 𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐄
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🍍 : how comfortable is my muse in their body? how do they feel about their height, weight, strength, and body type? how important is being attractive to them? 🍅 : how does my muse feel about plastic / cosmetic surgeries & procedures? is it something they have done or would do? do they mind if others do it? 🍏 : how stable is my muse’s physical health? do they go for regular or semi-regular checkups by a physician? do they have any diagnosed illnesses and / or take any medication? how often do they get sick? 🍎 : how stable is my muse’s mental health? have they been diagnosed with any mental illnesses and / or conditions? do they have any undiagnosed mental illnesses and / or conditions? do they or should they attend therapy? 🍑 : how meticulously does my muse look after their physical appearance? do they spend a lot of time on their hair, makeup, grooming, and clothing? is there a particular reason why they do or don’t? 🍒 : how much does my muse value companionship? do they constantly keep people around them, or do they prefer to be alone often? do they have or desire to have many friends? do they see every meeting as an opportunity to make a new friend? 🍇 : how would my muse describe their childhood? how much has it impacted the person they are now, or will become as an adult? around what age did they or will they start to mature, and why? do they wish to go back to their days as a child, or have they embraced adulthood? 🍐 : how intelligent is my muse overall? are they smarter than the average person, or less than? are they primarily self-taught, or did they acquire most of their knowledge in school? are they more street smart or book smart? 🍉 : which of the four seasons suits my muse best, and why? 🍌 : is my muse inclined to help others, or will they only do it when it benefits them, if at all? what makes them this way? has it ever gotten them into trouble, or inconvenienced them? 🍊 : does my muse desire romance? is it something they would actively seek out, or prefer to happen more ‘ naturally? ’ what is their love life like? do they have any exes or past flings, or crushes? 🍓 : how is my muse typically seen by others? does it ring true to who they really are? does their reputation matter to them? 🥝 : does my muse have any ‘ unusual ’ habits, interests, and / or talents? do they hide it, or are they proud of it? 🍋 : what kind of diet does my muse have? do they eat regularly, or the standard 2-3 meals a day? do they have to be reminded to eat, or are they likely to remind others? do they cook, or have others cook for them? do they eat healthily, or not so much? 🥭 : how important to my muse is their hometown, or where they’re from? are they proud of it, or considered a hometown hero? did they move away, or do they wish to?
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