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“if you’re sensitive to sounds when sleeping, just use earplugs!” i cannot stress enough that the sensory feeling of having my ears fully blocked AND now being able to hear my own heartbeat and breathing and every other sound that’s happening inside my own body is a million times worse than whatever ambient noise may be keeping me awake

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you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

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lan zhan, lan zhan! hi!

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about a week ago i found this in a goodwill, one of those “grow in water” toys but

there’s no pictures of what might be inside besides the awful baby clipart, and i am insanely curious about whats actually in the egg 

15 hour adventure starting now

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🐏💤

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Conflating having dating/sexual experience with maturity/being an adult is gross as all hell.  It’s not “infantilizing” to headcanon a character as being inexperienced.  Doesn’t matter if a character is ace or allo, if you come at people saying a character isn’t pathetic enough to be sexually inexperienced that’s not just acephobia, that is just not how life works.

On top of that, asexuality isn’t some sort of “oh well you have an excuse for why this doesn’t make you pathetic” sort of thing.  A lot of us didn’t realize we were ace until well into adulthood, and dealt with that constant shaming of “normal people have lots of sex, normal people date all the time, why am I so wrong and broken.”  Enforcing these attitudes still harms us even if you magnanimously bestow a “get out of my mockery free!!” exception, and know what??  I care about the allo people this hurts too.

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as a person who uses either public bathroom on a toss of a coin i gottta say its kind of ridicuous that people are so attached to them being seperate facilities. youre not usually gonna see anyones dick at the urinal and youre not usually gonna be able to spy on any women. the stalls are the same except one has a little tampon bin. we would lose nothing if all bathrooms were unisex and i'll die on that hill.

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*sees this sign, yells "DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" at the top of my lungs, and fatally wrecks my car by ramming it into a tree*

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bert and ernie go to ikea

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The most terrifying part of having memory issues is when you can feel something from 5 seconds ago be thrown out the window and there's an empty hole where it once was. You remember that you forgot something.

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Sunlit Port

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character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead

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by the way when you say you hate ai content that has to include those ai pmv stories too. those nonsense ai cat story videos you know the ones. you cant make exceptions just because some of them are “funny” or ridiculous enough to be entertaining. it is still ai 🙏 engagement is encouragement 🙏🙏

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Cave paintings from Magura Cave, Bulgaria, estimated to be around 10k-8k years old depicting animals and people, hunting, ritual dances, and deities

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a great change and a great way to execute the idea

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this line delivery has lived in my head for 10 years

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been sitting in my head since I've watched part1. They do die a lot.