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grounding techniques, ok 5 things i can see. I see bricks, I see mortar, I see a trowel, I see a cask of wine, I see that asshole Montresor glaring at me over the top of the wall…

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I saw this post on Facebook today, and was gonna make a joke about how he's so good in the lab because, when it comes to experiment samples, he knows you gotta keep 'em separated.

But I happened to search the lyric online really quick, and found this:

AMAZING. It's actually where the line came from! Bravo, sir.

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born to hank green forced to john green

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When it comes to founding early civilizations, I can’t recommend fertile river valleys highly enough

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i think when we used to point out that a story didn't need a sex scene what we meant was "this story reduces its women to mere sex objects and gives them no interiority so the sex scenes are gratuitous and geared towards the male gaze" it wasn't the sex that bothered us per se it was the objectification of female characters while givig them little to no consequence to the overall story but nowadays people mean "sex is icky and gross and has no merit to ever be portrayed in our arts which should be good and pure and never ever make ME feel discomfort" and it's like. i bet a bowl of unfrosted flakes looks real good to you rn

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by will mcphail

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so it turns out that climbing onto a rooftop in the middle of the night does solve all your problems, but i failed to consider that it would create a brand new one

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A todays tip from my your neighborhood kink Mom: please consider sharing pertinent parts of your medical history with your new partner!! And I don’t only mean STI/Ds!!!

Obviously it’s not required of you to tell them you have asthma that tends to flare up when you’re stressed or overexcited but it might be v helpful so your sub can get you your inhaler when they’ll see you wheezing because they just took those spanks so beautifully and your lungs agree with you!!!

You might not want to be tied up and suspended while your blood sugar is dropping and having to fight off the dizziness and the sleepiness to walk your dom through the effects type 1 diabetes can have on your bondage experience!!!

Please my babes, remember kink is fun but also dangerous so PREPARE because I cannot hear another scary story!!!!

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occasionally I am struck dumb by the sublime beauty of the world in the small moments, you know?

egg

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it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

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what's that one thing where they asked how ripely from alien was so realistic and believable as a female character in scifi for once and they were like "well we just took the dude from the original script and made him a girl and changed nothing else. it works bc men and women are the same?" and people were like "woah no way" and then didn't learn anything from that for 20 years

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invented a chess opening called the lovers gambit where you toss the pieces aside and start kissing your opponent on the table

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imagination (1963) - harold ordway rugg

"chekhovs cat / schrödingers razor / occams gun"

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Hai does anyone have the picture of those four trannies cuddled up in a bed with one doll doing her "hormones" and a giant 9/11 poster on the wall? For science?