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Stange woman in the cemetery

Dear Diary,

I didn't stop to ask to be honest.

Whatever she was doing, I didn't need to be involved

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I'm sure it's Covid related?

Dear Diary,

I understand why my posse member won't hold me tight when riding on the horse, but I don't understand why her rifle avoids her too?

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If the wagon is rockin, don't come knockin

Dear Diary,

I bought a bounty wagon!

some other views

Look at these doors! so secure, much strong.

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Etta is strange

Dear Diary,

It started when I did a bounty in St Denis. Her name was Etta Doyle.

I had to wait till the right moment, but I managed to lasso her, tied her up in the hogtie position (she did seem strangely cooperative to it now I think about it), and then took her back to the jail.

The whole time she was swearing and cursing and promising to escape to hunt me down and kill me in my sleep, blah blah.

I dropped her at the jail and the cop in charge suggested she'd be executed tbh.

Then next time I was back in St Denis, I noticed her name on the bounty list again?

WTF?

I guess she did escape?

So I ride out to capture her again and do so, and she pretends to not recognise me?

I take her back to jail, cursing and swearing and assume it's over for sure this time.

Next time i'm back in town, there is her name again on the boards again.

She sure is a good escape artist.

Anyway, I noticed that she likes to swear and rant, but never actually comes to hunt me down and shoot me dead?

So I wondered why?

My best guess is, she just likes feeling wanted?

It's a weird way to get my attention, considering she could be shot or hung

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Strange Old Man

Dear Diary,

He was stranger than me even

He turned up at camp ranting and raving about his dead family.

Then he asked for some terrible meat (despite the restaurant quality stew Gus had made) and as soon as I fed him, he ran off?

I don't understand?

I tried to ask him why but he just kept running.

It was so weird.

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More Creeping on My Posse

Dear Diary,

Massah really can look good at times 🥵

That was her last time we went to the bar.

And look at what she wears to read a book 🥵

The way she was studying it, you'd think it was the Penthouse "Friends Wanted" sections (but I know it was the "Corset and underwear" chapter of the catalog) 🥵

She's even bending over leaning into it, trying to show off her chest to me 😈

She laughs every time I mispronounce "my posse" - like she's the only one in it, who else does she think I mean when I refer to "my posse" in every single-double-triple innuendo I can manage 😏

But she scares me too 😢 This is her idea of a good time

and worse yet, look at his face 😱

Any excuse she can find to hogtie someone, she does 😱

Even when she wears a skirt? Where does she keep that lasso? 😯

I mean I'm used to tying people up in hogties too, but it's not normally me being hogtied. What if she's into that? She seems to shoot better than me, ride better than me, she does bounties better than me - what if she works out that I'm only in charge because I'm the male?

Oh well, at least I know what her voice sounds like 😏🍑🤫

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Random clothing I Saw

Dear Diary,

I keep encountering some very fine-looking women, who often have deeper voices than expected.

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

or this? (look at those shorts 🥵)

...it's just not what I expect to hear when their shorts are so tight

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You gotta asked yourself - "how?"

Dear Diary,

What went wrong here?

Those wagons are expensive.

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Caught my first Etta

Dear Diary,

I still got shot the hell up but at least I made it home?

She wasn't as happy as some of the women I've had tied up on my horse I have to say 😏

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Back that ass up

Dear Diary,

Getting my cart in to see Gus is very annoying

If Gus wants bulk deliveries, he needs a better location.

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Creeping

Dear Diary,

My Posse has better corsets than your posse

PS - please don't tell Massah I'm pretending the patriarchy is in charge again or she'll beat me and make me run behind her horse again

Bonus Pic - She doesn't just kick her heels up when she's dancing 🤫

PPS - If Massah ever sees any of this I'm so skinned and scalped 😢

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Weird Glitch in the Matrix

Dear Diary,

I went to Strawberry to help out with an invasion from people fleeing a recent election.

I think the sheriff was a bit glitchy?

#TheMatrixIsReal

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Me and Who and Who

Dear Diary,

It auto-named this love triangle but it's only me in the pic?

Also, floating lantern? 👻

more floating lantern here

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lol @ censorship

Dear Diary,

TIL Cumberland Forest is a bad word 🤯

It was a default name 🤷

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New Violin player

Dear Diary,

Last night I went to Mishki's bar.

The bad news: her moonshine isn't that good yet. Her cook is slowy getting better, but I'm glad I snuck my flask in.

The good news: Mishki finally managed to hire a band, and wow, maybe it's something to do with violinists but I think I'll be walking her safely home any night now 😏

I was taking decent photos (like I always do) but then with some eye movements, she suggested I move to the side?

Next thing I know...

She's doing her best to show off her butt to me 🤯

So glad the violinist from my band wasn't there. It looks like lots of my band are moonlighting here when my bar is closed so will have to ensure I behave in public 😇

Don't want any stories getting back to home after all 🤫

[oldcowboycreeping]

She has a new coat

Dear Diary,

As mentioned, she turned up to the last meeting with a new coat and outfit.

I don't mind really, I mean, I get to take photos of her outfits so it's Win-Win for me.

I just mention it because I had mentioned it before, and because once again she caught me creeping my pics and posed for me 😏

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Weird things in trees

Dear Diary,

Today when I was out riding I spotted this weirdness in a tree.

Once I got closer, I saw

Wonder what it means?