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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

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I don't care if Mike is hard and don't call me lemonade

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To avoid deer strikes, Finland is painting deer antlers with reflective paint.

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canon event

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*Summoning Salt voice* “It turns out, when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie…it exhibits quite a strange property…”

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I'm still not over the fact that Emilia Perez shares its main plotline with an arc of Ugly Betty, and the creators were still somehow under the illusion that they were succeeding at making high art rather than failing at making high camp.

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in other news, Eric Adams says "I have never agreed with Mamdani once, we have fought on like 75 different fronts, but when all is said and all is done, Zohran has beliefs, Cuomo has none."

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andrew cuomo getting less than 50% of the vote on italian cop island? zohran mamdani mandate of heaven confirmed

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andrew cuomo just conceded to zohran and said "he won"

bye sweaty!!!!

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Guys, I know this is a crazy thought, but maybe genuinely trying to improve people's material conditions is a better election strategy then just sending your most Dukakas-y democrat out to exclusively court the vote of moderate Republicans.

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Human search engine, what is the name of that trope where character A tells character B that character C has a crush on B, and then tells C that B has a crush on C, in order to set up the two of them? Please

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I feel like i've done one thousand crunches or perhaps that an organism is trying to burrow ots way out of my stomach (not yet used to period cramps of this calliber)

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chuckling indulgently.. oh go on... i suppose a LITTLE bit of monica in my life wouldn't hurt

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misclicked on a bunch of shit in quick succession and was met with a somewhat harrowing prompt

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I get the feeling that all the swap force Skylanders were all dudes to try and avoid thorny questions about gender. Cowards.