oldfatwarlock

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michigan city, IN

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Where's my Breakfast?

Oil on Panel 30x30 cm

Artist: Daniel Arthur

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Daily Sketch: Kris and Albert

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let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks

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How I Became An Atheist:

1. grew up christian but not really Feeling Anything at church or bible camp like i was “supposed to”. i just went to shit bc i was expected to and thought i was morally required to enjoy it.

2. got older and realized everything i learned in church was Weird™, didn’t make logical sense, and that there’s no way to prove god exists. was also disillusioned to religion after having mental breakdowns about going to hell after i came to terms with the fact that i was queer.

3. decided that god does not exist, and even if he did, i don’t have good enough reason to follow him let alone LIKE him (if he’s truly as he’s described in the bible). and if a spiritual entity does exist in this reality i truly don’t believe it’s anything like the christian “God”.

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How do you feel about the Sabrina Carpenter discourse?

honestly extremely funny that people are so mad about an image that's so tame. people are talking about it like it's hardcore pussy out p o r n and then you google it and it actually looks like a perfume commercial that decided to get a tiny bit risqué

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Some Shifty finds from Facebook Marketplace. At first glance I thought the baby was bloody like it was just born. I suppose I'm grateful that is not the case...

"Do not ask if it is still available"

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Sick burn

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The best restraint tool in vet med is a towel, hands down. Do you know how many things I’ve restrained with a towel?

Angry cat? Burrito it.

Scared bunny? Burrito it.

Tiny squish faced dog that you cant get a muzzle on? Burrito it.

Screaming macaw? Burrito it.

Injured wildlife? Burrito it.

I burritoed an arctic fox today. Last week it was a cormorant. Before that it was a blue heron. When in doubt, burrito it.

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This ad ran in DC comic books during 1977, promising us waterskiing superheroes if we could get to any of the three Sea World parks.

And these barefoot superheroes would be what you got to see!

(I never did, as all three parks were too far for my parents to pack all the kids into the family truckster and drive to.)

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Sir Galahad