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You're not as tough as you think you are.

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You're the best firstmate a captain could have. It's good having someone who can anticipate what I'll need and be able to take care of what I need you to.

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I wonder if all Hook men are doomed to be crazy while all Hook women are destined to be great leaders, but even if that's the case, I guess you aren't the worst brother ever.

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You're the lamest member of your family.

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I didn't think ye would be one to cry about their birthday, Zevon.

You know what’s mcfucking stupid? Sharing my birthday with New Year’s Eve. I don’t know why you guys act like something dumb like a new year is better than the birth of a Zevon, but hey, have fun being lameazoids.

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Break the clock. Or ye know stop goin’ to school, problem solved.

Every time I look at the clock, I think about how much closer it’s getting to break being over and I get that much sadder. Don’t get me wrong, I love school but sometimes a lady needs a break…And maybe a little shoe therapy. And a drink. 

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❓for Zevon to chase Harry around with a chainsaw dressed up as Krampus

Right here<3

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❓for Zevon to chase Harry around with a chainsaw dressed up as Krampus

Harry walked down the halls of the university glad that no one was around. Most of the students had gone home for the holidays or are at some party or another, but Harry decided to make use of this time. He thought his time would be better suited if he went around and caused problems to the people around him. As  he was walking towards one room however he heard something strange coming from the end of the hall. It sounded like someone was trying to turn on a machine, "Show yer self!" Harry demanded wishing he had his hook instead of the stupid wood one he made. He began to move down the hall to see what it was, but stopped when he heard the starting noise of a chainsaw. Harry's eyes widen at the horrible creature that stepped out of the end of the hall. "What are ye?" he asked mostly wondering what the hell it wanted.

@zevonchanca

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Who would you like to be caught under mistletoe with?

This is stupid. @captain-uma

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What's the ultimate Christmas song?

I don’t listen to that crap

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Who's your favorite AK?

I hate them all, but @bashbell seems to have potential for our crew.

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Do you have trust issues?

@captain-uma, @hookedoncj, @hookedonharriet and Gil are the only people I trust, so what does that say to you?

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heard you're insane in the membrane

And I heard ye want to get the hook. Come off anon and we’ll sort somethin’ out.

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Which member of Three Wishes is the biggest heartthrob?

Ye think I actually pay attention to annoyin’ boy bands like this? I don’t, so don’t count on my vote.

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text: bash ↔ harry

Bash: Nppe! If you wat it, youl have to party with ME, the parrty mater!

Harry: Uma and Gil are coming with as well. IF we do go, don't think we won't cause trouble. It's our thing.

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Text || Harry ☠🏴⚔

Dante: Harry, we've talked about this. We dont kill or torture idiots just because they're idiots, okay?

Dante: The guidelines we've set up back home, still apply here aight? Most people are friends, not hook practice.

Dante: Also that text message was meant for someone who's close to Rosalie, but yeah, you can help.

Harry: When did you become so boring?

Harry: Fine, but I really need someone to practice my hook on, mate. Gil holding some stupid board is getting old.

Harry: I meant helping with the torturing part, Dante. I'll still help, you're my captain's brother and I fell obligated to help you. What do you have in mind?

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text: cj ↔ harry

CJ: Her being the object of your obsession is not speaking ill of her, get your head out of your ass, Harry, it's not a hat! It's not like I said that she was your girlfriend or anything that would embarrass HER. Just that she's your god, and that's not wrong :-p

Harry: She isn't the object of my obsession. Ruling this place is, get your facts straight. Embarrass her? God? You think you're really funny, don't you Calista Jane Hook.

Harry: Just to be on the clear side, you're annoying and I'm not amused.