Hi I created this blog solely to de-write myself of every overly salacious thought I have of middle-aged or old men. The posts will not be coherent nor even that well-written. Masterful purple prose at best. I will only be thinking with my [REDACTED] on this page. I do not know how to present this seriously,,,, Yes I'm an adult
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Hello, fellow anton ego kisser thank you i though I'm the only one who wants to kiss that man :3333
Yayyyy yippee :))))
AAAAAAA hi hello my comrade in arms!!!! I knowww, it’s so rare to see someone else appreciate Anton Ego despite how lovely his character arc develops in such a short timespan! I really do think his face is beautiful too, just the size of his nose and the subtle yet distinct shape of his lips. Not to mention his long-legged gait, or his swanky eyebrows, or his way of carrying himself-
I'm so glad you found your way here, although my Ego posting has been sparse it's super fun to know there’s another person out there who shares the joy of liking (and kissing) That French Man!!¡¡
Wooo yay yippie indeed!! Seeing you through the activity page made me smile, thank you for the message!
#Sorry for replying so late aaaa I've been busy steaming (non-sexily) over real world issues so I haven't been that active on this blog#I shall return eventually though...#And. Post more of Ego. ONE DAY#I have realized now though that posting my art of him on this blog may prove a Problem though.#Given that I have made so from my normal account already.#Nevertheless! I will continue to post art of him from there once I actually get to drawing him again snfhcnxbxb
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you have to be around asexual perverts it’s good for your health
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I really wasn't made to be a rich people, my job placed me in a Five-Star hotel and the only difference I can tell of is "hotel room is bigger"
#Big windows.#Also the bathroom smells like smoke.#Is this what rich people willingly spend their money on. Hwat's the difference#It's nice to imagine being alone with my senior colleague though...#The breakfast buffét is great though - too much to eat of everything in just one morning
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nsfw sideblogs r so funny. my friend we can't talk here it isn't safe.. we have to go to sex world together
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step 1: get sexy
step 2: let no one hit
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*Thinks I want to rewatch Ratatouille* -> *Remembers I just want to see Anton Ego* -> *Looks up clips on Youtube instead*
#The Thing es. I just want to see more Ratatouille actually#Specifically the fantasy Paris ambience - pretty buildings moving people lovely views#But also Ego's lovely face above all#Alas if we were ever to get a Rata2uille I am Refusing to watch it.
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Good news I got locked in a small room in leather straps with my crush
#And by that I mean we did a Zodiac killer-themed escape room#Very fun experience very lovely to be the one to release him from his handcuff#And he also hugged me goodbye eeeee~~#I LOVE his hugs
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they should invent dry humping that happens to me
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Hehe I got an excuse to hold his hand today
#I noticed he had a small wound on his fingertip and asked about it#And he told he'd gotten a splinter in his finger he had to dig out#But he still had one left that he couldn't get out with his nails#So I offered to do it with my slightly longer fingernails#And got to hold his finger while he held out his hand#Yayyyyy~#Felt like a gosh dang romance novel scene
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OH NO HE'S DIABETIC!!!
#And I who was hoping it was only high blood pressure how unfortunate#Now how will he eat whatever he wants...
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Too pretentious to jerk off Tried to engage in my sexual fantasy but the narrative was to unrealistic and the dialogue was out of characterAnd trite
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Sometimes you’ve just got to think of your favorite character getting fucked against a wall to get through the work day.
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I want to be a heartless loner but my body betrays me (pussy gushing at the thought of having the love of my life fuck me)
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(sobbing, through tears) i... i wanna watch him jerk off!!!!!
#I can daydream about it at least.....#I'm in a Dr. Tan mood lately so you best believe I'm thinking of him
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homewrecking this homewrecking that well maybe she's a family abolitionist
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