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trying my best to haunt the narrative but no one really gives a shit

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maybe I went overboard

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the pope copies brandy’s necklace

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little kids make me laugh. i was at a party yesterday and a kid was there and she noticed that i have a long straight cut along the length of my thumb and asked about it, so i told her it was a cat scratch, almost healed, didn't hurt. and then she was sorta staring and touching it for a bit and went "you had bone surgery. because there were termites in your bones."

so i played along and went "oh man, i hope they got em all!" and she went "no. they put in more." lmao

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let’s listen to mama

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amazing pic of a momma lion eating her baby after she found out he used her credit card to buy Vbucks without permission. nature is brutal, yet beautiful

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lets overthrow mama

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ever since i was a little girl i’ve always known i’m a big fan of alone time

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reblog to give prev a notification

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look, you’re beautiful

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I still won't forget when my wisdom tooth got infected and couldn't sleep bc the pain was so bad and I took like 4 of those those blue gel ibuprofens and I finally fell asleep for a couple hours and kept having dreams about beautiful glowing blue animals that help you and I kept waking up thinking the blue animals will help me and realizing wait what are blue animals they aren't real and immediately falling back asleep thinking about the blue animals again

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Mountain lion kitten attacking mom, Bandelier National Monument, New Mexico. NPS photo.