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Congratulations, stancest nation!

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Very quick piece for day 1 of Bottom Stan Week: Piercings/Jewelry. Enjoy!

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Ford had seen them, briefly, when they were swapping clothes in Cipher's pyramid, but he hadn't had time to ponder them much. Then, of course, he'd gotten another small glimpse when they switched back in the forest. Again, he hadn't really had the time to look. He'd been distressed, Stan had been confused, and he was altogether not in the right headspace to think about them. Afterwards, in the chaos, he'd simply forgotten.

The memory slammed into him with unparalleled ferocity as he sat on his bed in the Stan O’ War II and watched his brother emerge, with only a towel around his waist, from the shower.

“Ya don't gotta stare,” Stan said as he padded over to his dresser. “I’m sure you'll have plenty of chances to see this glorious sight.” His tone was laced with sarcasm.

“Stanley,” he swallowed thickly, “what happened to your… chest?”

Without turning around, Stan replied, “Bodies change, Sixer.”

Ford felt himself blush. That hadn't been what he was referring to, but he couldn't deny within the privacy of his own mind that he had noticed that, too.

“I am aware, but I don't believe they naturally gain those little… protrusions.” In the brief moments he'd been able to see Stan's bare chest, that was what they had looked like: small, round, symmetrical bumps on his areolae.

Stan looked down at himself, back still turned to Ford, then began to laugh. “Y’know, sometimes I forget they're even there.”

“What are they?”

Stan turned to face him. “What, they don't have piercings in any of your sci-fi dimensions?”

Ford stared openly for a few moments as he registered that the small bumps he had been glimpsing were, in fact, the small, clear balls at either end of his brother's nipple piercings.

Stanley had always, since they were teenagers, had a larger chest and more body hair than him. Ford had been (to his great shame) a bit obsessed with the blend of masculine and feminine characteristics at play in his brother's body. He'd looked so soft, yet firm. Manly, yet supple. Ford could admit now that it had driven him a bit crazy.

Now, though, Stanley was a vision. His chest had only gotten more full, his body more hairy. He was altogether more enticing, which he hadn't known was possible, and now Ford was meant to deal with those little bars through his nipples, taunting him? There was only so much torment a man could take.

“I got these done way back in the day by a buddy and ended up liking it,” Stan explained, apparently oblivious to Ford's agony. “I mostly just keep these retainers in nowadays, but I've gotten some pretty nice jewelry for them over the years.”

“Jewelry,” Ford questioned breathlessly.

“Yeah,” Stan said. “Wanna see?”

He shouldn't. It would be a terrible idea.

Ford nodded.

With a smile, Stan moved to a box he kept inside his nightstand and carried it gently back to where Ford sat.

“Here, this is all of it. It's not much, but what's there is nice stuff.”

Ford opened the box.

Predictably, the contents shined gold. That had always been Stan's color. Surprisingly, though, most of it appeared to actually be good quality. Stan had a few pairs of rings and bars, some with little jewels embedded in the ends, but the pair that caught his eye was simple: two little gold bars with a thin gold chain connecting them.

Reverently, Ford lifted it from the box. He felt his throat constrict.

“Oh, yeah,” Stan said, with a small laugh, “I, uh, forgot about that one.”

With wide eyes, Ford turned to him. Stan was flushed, shirtless, still standing before him in just a towel, and now presenting him with this. Ford could hardly be blamed for finally cracking. “Put it on.”

“I- what?”

“Stanley,” Ford said, standing and pressing the jewelry into his brother's hand, “either get out of this room right now, or put it on.”

Stan searched Ford's face for a moment, then slowly reached up to unscrew the ball from the end of one of his retainers.

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I need Ford to be so down bad for Stan once they get their boat. Like, yeah, they're gonna get on each other's nerves like its no one's business. But I need Ford to finally realize that his brother has fully evolved into the bear of his dreams.

Large, bulking arms. Hairy all over the place. Barrel chested. Big ol' gut. Rough hands and fingers. A ruggish face.

But its more than just his appearance. Stanley has always been Stanley; loud and brash. A real rouge.

How he laughs like it takes over his whole body. How he smiles like he knows a secret you don't. Bad habits that are just teasing enough to excuse. A social butterfly that can charm his way through almost every interaction. His presence alone demands attention.

But I also want Ford to be such a creep about it. Sneaking around corners to watch Stan's arms flex while hes pulling in a net. Stealing Stan's undershirts he wore all day and threw on the floor before taking a shower. Drawing a life like picture of Stan's happy trail from his stomach down. Openingly ogling when he can get away with it or, worse, putting up a situation where he can oogle ("Stan, you left the net over the side of the boat again. I'm not Ma, I'm not picking up after you. Come get it before the tide takes it away.")

I want him to be so down bad that he can be angry at Stan one moment and then on his knees for him the next. Oh, he made some dumb decision that almost got him hurt, fuming, but Stan turns around while he's arguing with him and he can see his shoulders flex under his ripped shirt, absolutely drenched, whatever was he talking about.

Idk, I just want Ford to be so horned up for Stan that it makes him stupid.

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Our two Tumblr contest winners(?)!

@need-him-pregnant-poll

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god i wish that were me

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enjoy your last few hours old man

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i wanted to do this for their birthday, but I didn't quite have time💔

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Dark Ford? How about Ford ambushes Stan after the kids are put to bed, drags him to the basement and ties him up, but Stan keeps struggling anyway. Since his arms and legs are tied he tries to fight back by biting Ford.

So Ford rips out Stan’s dentures and fucks his face. Can’t bite back with no teeth.

“Fuck, Stan. Maybe you losing all your teeth was prophetic. You were meant to be a nice, wet hole for me to fuck. Now be a good boy and suck.”

thank you........... for feeding my dark ford hunger.......... i feel so fed ouhhggg

the rest under cut teehee lets see if ill get away with it a second time

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Smth goofy and random

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was in a 2fords mood so have these losers being sappy. That's all I have to offer for now, tomorrow?? A surprise even for me.

Idk how to explain cause im almost falling asleep right now but man I feel like Old Ford would have some kind of devotion to teen Stan. Cause like it's where their relationship was getting distant from some part but they were still close yknwo?? And it was a time where Stan was the most loyal to him (not that he wasn't in the others, but he's more open to it i would say). Like either being time travel or not it's kind of fun to think about that.

Btw have this unfinished sketch of me finding out the default pen IS actually awesome and going haywire with it by making Stan suffer. Anyways what's your guys favourite part of Undertale and why is it the True Lab (also inspired by the chibi Stan that flooded my tl for some reason - but I'm definitely not complaining)

It's kind of a dark/henchmaniac Ford cause you know turning your brother into a mockery of what he once was so he's forced to forever rely on you and never be able to "leave" you again, and sometimes you alter his memories and make him forget things so he stays in line is kind of wild. But who am I to judge lmao

Anyways good night guys, byeee

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Gonna put this under the cut because is the most gay and corny thing I’ve drawn in my life.

Edit: I don’t feel so shy about this as I was yesterday.

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please treat your phat phuc properly

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Holds out a tray and removes the cover revealing a new fic.

May I interest you with a Stan twins (non carpet) body-swap? *voice of Pip from Enchanted* It's good.

:D

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100k one shot | Friday this "chapter" will be a 3 parter potentially, as just this one took almost 7k; each day of the weekend trip will cover one kink

and with that, we finally got through the half of 100k, yay!

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Stanley Pines lyric PMV bc I think he’s neat :]

EDIT: YouTube link!

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For 100k kink suggestion, breeding kink 2.0 but it's Ford realizing that he wants to be on both sides

Ford currently after the whole Auntie House Monologue Stan dropped so we can make this work

anon we must make it balanced as all things should be - give Ford "breed my twin" rabies

thank you for the prompt!! ☆

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I've been thinking about it (too much) and the reason I'm team Bottom Stan doesn't have as much to do with the preference for positions so much as the way we frame bottoms. Think about it- the bottom is the person who is usually the writer's/artist's favorite. They are put at the center which draws the eye to them as they're meant to be the one seen as desirable and wanting. More attention is given to descriptions of their bodies, their pleasure, their minds in stories. While I don't think that's always fair, it is the way we currently as fandom culture perceive bottoming whether we realize it or not. It is the position of the coveted. (There's also a conversation we could have about how fandom also confuses bottom with "submissive" and how they are NOT interchangeable terms although they are used as such, but that's for later) And to me, Stan getting that role is the best and happiest ending for him. The guy who has wanted and yearned and worked for the sake of his family, finally, at LAST, being seen as something to be worshiped and loved, to be put at the center by the person whom he's always looked to as his partner in life, is that not the most incredible outcome? Meanwhile, this works for Ford as well. Although I mentioned that submissive and bottom are not interchangeable, they are often treated as such, and at the same time fandom treats being a top and being dominant as the same thing. If we ARE to go to this definition, Ford is a person who has at many times in his life lost control. Of his mind, of his body, of his feelings, and to say that this might play some part in what he prefers in a bedroom setting can't be understated. He can both have his control as a top and as a dom, while also getting to give his love and affection to the man who was willing to give his all for him. I know I'm much more focused on the emotional aspect then on the sex itself, and you can call me a moodkiller for that but that's just where my mind goes. Sorry this is my fist post on this new blog, btw. I promise you it WON'T get any better from here.