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Softe Ineffable Husbands u w u

(please dont repost!)

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dr who episodes should sometimes open with a random scene set in a random room in the tardis with the doctor and or companion just chillin and vibin and it's truly fucking insane that they never do, never! ever!! i'm not even asking for like something important, just have an episode open with idk doc is reorganizing furniture in the tardis lounge-library-pool and then companion gives him a phone call or some shit it's literally so easy, it would make the tardis ACTUALLY feel lived-in

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Sapient cardboard Luggage

Born from sentient cereal boxes and eldritch corrugated carton

The safest solution to store and protect your tiniest treasures

Caution: items may unexpectedly relocate to a different dimension in which the concept of "return policies" is unknown

The warranty politely declines all responsibility for any loss of fingers & other extremities, regardless of sentimental attachment

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poor old vimes, here in gutter

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okay now I'm curious and I dunno if this is really such an archaic foreign thing to young people today or if I'm just out of touch

Please reblog, I'd love to see a lot of responses!

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i need to get back into discworld (haven't really read any since 2023 aside from a few sporadic days) so for every note this post gets i will read a page of a discworld book

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Discworld designs - The Truth

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Chibified Angua and Vimes

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The first batch of requests by @drunkenfangschrecke, @summoningraziel and @jellymish-art.

Thanks for the suggestions!

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I always figured Crowley came back with those flowers and chocolates to celebrate the opening of the bookshop. <3 

(A repaint of The Reader in White by Ernest Meissonier.)

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BROOKLYN NINE-NINE (2013–2021) S05E14 | The Box

Apparently, that's a trigger for me.

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I love themmmm

this would actually get me to watch BFQOTY again

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Some PTerry quotes that feel especially salient at the moment:

"He asked you to shoot at people who weren’t shooting back,” growled Vimes, striding forward, “That makes him insane, wouldn’t you say?”

“They are throwing stones, Sarge,” said Colon.

“So? Stay out of range. They’ll get tired before we do."

- Night Watch

Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.

- Jingo

It always embarrassed Samuel Vimes when civilians tried to speak to him in what they thought was “policeman.” If it came to that, he hated thinking of them as civilians. What was a policeman, if not a civilian with a uniform and a badge? But they tended to use the term these days as a way of describing people who were not policemen. It was a dangerous habit: once policemen stopped being civilians the only other thing they could be was soldiers.

- Snuff

The poor devils. They thought a king would make them free.

- Feet of Clay

Beating people up in little rooms…he knew where that led. And if you did it for a good reason, you’d do it for a bad one. You couldn’t say “we’re the good guys” and do bad-guy things. Sometimes the watching watchman inside every good copper’s head could use an extra pair of eyes.

- Thud!

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I thought this was about Gaius Marius and was so confused 😩😩

Too many people worried about whether Marius is a good guy or a bad guy and not enough focused on what really matters: that he is funny

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Good Omens : glass wall.

6000 years of pining… 

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take your clothes off and get on the bed what no we aren’t having sex right now we’re cuddling and pressing every inch of skin together as close as possible for the next six hours