Wolverine is ageless.
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the thing is you are going to get older and you are going to die. you don't have unlimited time on earth. you have to spend all your time on your phone now
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anyone else relate
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Katara: aang how do I get revenge on those who have forsaken me?
Aang: the best revenge is letting go and living well
Katara:…
Katara: zuko how do I get-
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Corn dog thief. She knows what she did.
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contestants on netflix reality shows be like: i am 20 years old, have been dating my boyfriend for a little over a year, and if he doesn’t put a baby in me in the next six weeks then i will kill myself
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I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol
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this is the funniest god damn thing ive ever seen
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