olisephaa

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a couple months ago i got a job selling cheese and something about my work environment makes me come across noticably gayer. could not tell you why. something inherently faggy about the cheese business

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resippy :)

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wizard: i have trapped you in a time loop >:)

me, loves routines: oh darn whatever shall i do

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im joining the war on gross disgusting pornographic content on the side of gross disgusting pornographic content

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Stuffed Animal dashboard simulator

🐻feltedfur Follow

pray for me human put me in the wash on fucking hot water im never gonna be the same colors

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🐇velveteen-everything Follow

got left outside in the backyard but this is kinda nice actually im okay with this (:

🐇velveteen-everything Follow

the hawks

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🐉shinyscales Follow

this is bullshit ive been bragging to everyone in the toy chest because my tag says i was made with love but i got torn today and guess what. its just stuffing inside

🥽pooltoy82 Follow

lol imagine having stuff inside you lmao

🐉shinyscales Follow

i literally see you outside the window looking smug. log off

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FELL OFF THE BED HELP HELP HELP HELP

🐭 m4m4_p0ssum Follow

WHY ARE YOU POSTING ON PLUSHBLR INSTEAD OF KEEPING WATCH FOR MONSTERS THATS YOUR HUMANS ROOM

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🐭 plushiepolls Follow

🐉shinyscales Follow

lets not spread body dysmorphia on plushblr guys

🧑 thatoneweirdhumanplushie Follow

op casually ignoring stuffed animals with different colored fabric for eyes

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some of us dont even have eyes!

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i know animals are allowed to see normal plushies moving and talking but whats the rule for dog toys.

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what breed of dog op

🐶 newdogtoy22 Follow

poodle? does it matter?

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no i just wanted to remind you your lifespan can be measured in days

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man come on

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“People suck”

Okay but what about the person who brought this injured dragonfly to a wildlife rehabber

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the ship of theseus wikipedia article in 2003. 20 years later, after 1792 total edits, 0% of its original phrasing remains. (x)

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Bro, we are cooked. The knight that dogs the prince's shadow like a dark and silent wraith just knelt to press his forehead to the prince's hand. Yeah, now he's uttering a prayer whose recipient is ostensibly God but in reality is the deified version of the prince that exists only in his mind. Aaand the prince just caressed his cheek to preemptively grant him absolution. I gotta... I gotta get out of here.

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It's him it's the guy

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[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories

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never forget the universal rule of the order of things: People Will Not Read It

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If i may ask, why has your kid had a lawyer since birth?

Honestly, because I had unprotected sex with one

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Got annoyed that I couldn't draw the armor design, so tried making it easier for me and some