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I have some news for members of the united states armed forces who feel like they are pawns in a political game and their assignments being unnecessary.
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Tumblr always ruins the quality of my edits so check it out on TikTok instead :D
Yes this is my edit, my watermark is just my YouTube channel name lol
When I said I was gonna post this EVERYWHERE I meant it :3
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season 1: I'm Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of Magnus Institute, London. My professional opinion is that this is all horseshit and everyone that isn't me needs psychiatric help. Statement ends.
season 2: Supplemental: God lives inside the printer and he keeps telling me my assistants are murderers. I am inclined to believe him based on the fact that Martin told to have a nice day. Innately suspicious behavior.
season 3: My only friends are my ex-girlfriend, her cat, and the many scars I've gotten from various monsters and fear cultists.
season 4: You know, just being socially adept would solve a lot of my problems. Unfortunately, I was traumatized so thoroughly by age eight that I learned the best way to make friends is to blink at them slowly until they get the idea. This does not work when your evil patron god uses eyeballs to devour fear.
season 5: Either Jonah Magnus tells us where he took all the good cows, or my boyfriend and I bash his head in with a lead crowbar. It's his choice.
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companies be like yeah this UI is great and everyone is used to it. let’s change it
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why did we forget about the ninja huh

Scuzz is here the whole time. I miss scuzz.
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please for the love of god look at this ceramic i found at the thrift store
#there are many benefits of being a marine biologist#I say holding up up my forged degree that is not even in my name
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she's a vampire bat and she likes collecting oddities
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"I asked chatgpt-"
Ok well I asked the man made of brass who hangs upside down in the town square, and he said that I should go sit in the insanity chair that shows you visions that makes you go insane
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A peacock mantis shrimp hunts a crab. Filmed in the Great Barrier Reef (Queensland, Australia). From Life in Colour (2021).
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