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I feel like we don't talk enough about the you don't have a husband ig story lmao after the divorce was announced my mind went immediately to that story, I'm shook to this day

Honestly, I am too. He must have been really over everything to let his sass out so publicly.... I love sassy Timmy, one of my favorite Timmy attitudes!

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lmao I'm guessing the anon that said cmbyn only got made because of her, is trolling or either is referring that she read the book and said to armie that she loved it, but it was luca mf guadagnino the main responsible person who ensambled cmbyn, like he convinced armie because he believed in him and he believed in timothee when no one thought him he would make it as an actor because of his looks, so if we are going to be grateful to someone then it would be luca, period. (Also cmbyn literally got the green light because luca assumed as the director bc no one wanted to fund Ivory's version lol)

“My favourite book is the bible” chambers… I mean really.

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The problem in this fandom is that bad things so easily overshadow good things. So a reminder: A&T liked each other trailers, T shared the song “Run away with me” with lyrics like ‘and they will terrorize us with new illusions’, Brentwood, 🍆💦 comment, T liked A's grandma and tracksuit posts, A talked a lot about T in gq itw, A and Stephane followed each other, Tyler followed a new charmie acc right before Y sham, Ashton posted T's song in his stories and BG hinted at charmie in two blinds 👀

I agree Nonny.... People seem to want to fixate on bad things which overshadows all the good.

Let me add another one, from today to your list: Today Timmy’s interview with Zendaya dropped, in that interview they talked about Euphoria a lot, Elle UK even included where/when you can watch Euphoria at the end. And then Armie tweeted his song recommendation and out of all the songs in the world, it was a song featured in 6th episode of Euphoria.

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oh you notice that ring in the cover too. My eyes got caught there right away with how he placed his middle and pointer finger, like a triangle or maybe a letter? Like that fan asking him to make an A for Australia😏

Ooooh... 👀👀👀

[oliveliochalammer]

So....

Timmy was missing for a while between Rome and NYC...now he is literally seen and photographed everywhere there this week. What else happened this week?

A brief recap:

Brentwood cap reappears on Timmy from a GQ fitting photo,

Armie and Timmy both wear tracksuits, Timmy wears Armie's 'Rebecca yellow' with his,

Timmy wears a Fila mask in same fabric as Armie's tracksuit, while promoting early voting,

Timmy is wearing a ring on his wedding ring finger from a brand name that translates to wedding ring

Armie wears the sweater of LOVE while appearing on the Biden media event,

and suddenly Armie has A LOT of facial hair, about a week's worth? 🤔

This is my ship, the rest is total noise. Did I miss anything important?!

[oliveliochalammer]

oh you notice that ring in the cover too. My eyes got caught there right away with how he placed his middle and pointer finger, like a triangle or maybe a letter? Like that fan asking him to make an A for Australia😏

Ooooh... 👀👀👀

[oliveliochalammer]

oh you notice that ring in the cover too. My eyes got caught there right away with how he placed his middle and pointer finger, like a triangle or maybe a letter? Like that fan asking him to make an A for Australia😏

Ooooh... 👀👀👀

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Major drop⬇️⬇️⬇️ timeline

13.07.2020

03.08.2020:

20.08.2020:

25.08.2020:

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Starting to think that the Universe is the biggest Charmie of all. Working hard behind the scenes, slowly and methodically, to help these two live their love. Storms may come and go for them, some more severe or unexpected than others, but they cannot destroy the roots of their relationship. 2021 is going to be a good year for them as they find their new footing and clear path forward. They deserve it, and so does the kind of love they share.

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Delving a little more into The Last Poets sweater saga and its timing. It gives a snapshot of what we already knew was going on in the marriage at the time....

We saw Timmy in the sweater at the AFI awards luncheon in LA in January 2018. He was pictured with Armie multiple times there. Damn they look like bfs, don't they? Hard to look at these and stay focused, sorry...!

As far as I can recall, it was the only time we saw Timmy wear it.

Fast forward to May 2019...

Liz posted multiple stories about moving, all the single moving men (cringe), packing, finding old photos of Armie that look like Ford, which was a cute pic but blah, blah, blah, she showed us everything.

And then one day in late May, this shows up on her IG story....

It is pretty safe to assume that in the midst of the move, she found the sweater. In Armie's closet? Hidden in a drawer with other Timmy things? In Timmy's permanent bedroom in their house? Lol, I'm hoping for the latter, but I digress. He hadn't worn it, that we know of, for 16 months. She even puts a small but not subtle label on the story "borrowed sweater" with an arrow pointing to it in case you mistakenly thought it was a coincidence and not Timmy's.

Hmmm. We all went nuts. Most of us were pissed. Most of us saw it as a desperate attempt at either shade toward A&T's relationship, shade toward Timmy for the size of it or possibly implying he is a child, using Tim for popularity, or all of the above.

Let's think about the timing a little bit more...

Armie's LAST ever instagram post about Liz was on March 31st, 2019 and it was actually about Bird Bakery.

Prior to that, there is a Valentine's Day post but it was worded so suspiciously most of us thought his team, or even Liz herself, wrote and posted it because it is sooo cringe.

When we look at the whole picture, think about his attitude toward her from late 2018 til now... his dead and uninterested appearances with her in all the photo calls, lack of SM acknowledgement of her, the pulling away from her in Jan. and Feb. 2019 attempted kiss videos, only sneaky videos and pics of him on her SM except for kids bday or major holidays, Liz' constant traveling last year for what seemed to be unimportant trips while Armie was away working, buying her a new house last spring, etc...., it seems the big D, or at minimum a separation, has been in discussion between them since spring of last year.

So why put Ford in that sweater when she did? When the marriage looked dead, rocky at best?

Why do I have this feeling that both Armie and Timmy were surprised to see it on him?

I think she thought it was a clever way to threaten them with knowledge of what was going on. Like look what I found, boys.

I understand if you don't study the way Liz operates that someone might think it is cute. And that she wanted to put Ford in Timmy's clothes because she likes Tim.

But evidence points to her being vindictive to Timmy by then, and we cannot ignore the timing of it. And we cannot ignore the "borrowed" label. If she had Timmy's blessing, or if Timmy gave it to her, she would have been the first one to tag him in her story and draw as much attention to it as she could. You know, look at us, one big happy costar family! But those days were long gone.

Dont forget, when she posted the last pic of the boys together in London the night before Valentines Day last year, Armie showed up the next day in the grey/black (shared with Timmy) love sweater in interviews and photos, and he did not seem interested in being in her staged Valentines at Claridges photos. Surprise surprise.

So what does all this mean? Why do I care? Because I think it says A LOT about the state of the marriage, and her relationship with Timmy, from over a year ago.

Which makes her desperate attempt to control the narrative about making it to TEN years that much more obvious that she only cares about the money she stands to gain. If you really were hurt that your marriage had fallen apart and the love was gone, wouldn't you want out immediately? Wouldn't you be sad? Wouldn't you file for divorce immediately to save some face?

Not Liz, her goal was controlling him until May 22, 2020. Period.

The clues have always been there, and we knew it. The validation we are all feeling now is real. ❤

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Hold up but can we talk about Tim's *possible* thing for choking. I feel like we're all just need to explore that idea a little bit more.

Yes, let’s. 🔥😍😎 @nccrimeanalyst please feel free to jump in at any time. 😘

For Tim, touching his neck probably started out as a self calming thing. Something that’s grounding and relaxing for him when confronted with a stressful situation.

What started as a gesture of self comfort

…gradually turned into an expression of self pleasure and sexual desire.

Most telling of course, is the interactions between Elio and Oliver in CMBYN. We all know that the boys became very close, and very open with each other during the times they spent together in Crema…morning, noon and night. A discussion of their sexual preference lead them to realize how compatible they were. Their kinks matched up. And they were able to translate that, on screen. As you can very well see from these gifs of various scenes in the movie. Enjoy!

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Hi Agata please help a Charmie out. I really want to believe all these are just shams but, do fake couple usually sham in bed? Why can’t just walk on the street and get papped? Man my belief is getting weaker already. 😔

Hey, babe.

If that's the strategy they chose to follow, yes. It's obvious. If they need to convince the public of a certain thing, and had to do it in a strongest way because aren't using pap shots, it's understandable sharing moments that can scream intimacy. And what better than lying together on the bed?

That's the same thing Elizabeth did for a year. Having parts of Armie's body in her stories, even in intimate moments. Few weeks before the announcement we had Armie faking to call her baby in one of her stories. Was that necessary? Maybe for us no, but they did it.

Same thing here.

Or you think Armie is seeing three women contemporarily and all of them knows about it and wait for him at home without blinking? Publishing same songs, hinting at bruises he allegedly left on them and wearing his sweater? What's this? An harem? If you put this in a reality contest, you'll see it's madness. When you bring your new girlfriend to meet your grandparents and your mom, it means you are serious about this relationship, not that you have other two women at home. What will he say to his conservative mom? “Hey, this is girlfriend n.1, next month I'll bring the other!” See the unreality of this whole thing? It's just an enormous bullshit.

We gonna go through even this one and eventually it will make sense, as Cabo did afterwards.

Don't forget Armie published that song with that particular lyrics and followed Stephane meanwhile he was there. Don't lose the focus.

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The 2019 Chronicle of the Hammer-Chalamet Shenanigans

They start off 2019 with Timothée “Dead Hand” Chalamet

HAMMER

Armie’s January photoshoot for BritishGQ, Timmy was rumored to be there (please refer to @mysteryofcharmie and @acosmicfragment ‘s post on this)

AH and TC last seen together in London: February 13, 2019 (wife’s IG story)

No important commemorative posts for wife, AT ALL (compare to previous years) - last post about wife April 1st

No kissy2 on the lips with wife, AT ALL, minimal contact when posing on wife’s ig posts, “affectionate” poses with husbands face turned away - only kids and work related posts on his own ig account

After following husband to his work location in the UK, wife goes on a boozy table dancing vacation in Capri (6 July)

Husband makes public declaration of marriage with TC

Friends of husband (notably Tyler Ramsey) start following Charmie accounts on instagram - and liking post on rants about the PR fuckery

Wife gets a birthday party (24 August) thrown by the guy who also gives other hollyweird birthday parties, one of which is notably for LRD

Blind article comes out about the birthday party, rocky marriage and hits at a possible divorce (28 August)

Armie goes on location for a movie shoot that’s approximately 1 month ahead of schedule (6 September), returns to the US and remains MIA from wife’s ig posts/stories

Armie’s song recs about DIVORCE and also about BREAKING OUT OF CHAINS

CHALAMET

Timothée off shooting TFD and Dune, A BLESSED WORLD COMPLETELY FREE FROM ANY BAGEL SIGHTING

In August a video of the Bagel Couple surfaced reportedly spotted by a fan together in May in France

The first time in around 9 months that Tim liked Armie’s ig post

Venice Film Festival - red carpet disaster with that prompted speculation of trouble in bagel paradise

Pics of bagel sighting surfaced a week after tweet of actual sighting

Capri SuckFaceGate exposed in Ultra HQ

Blind item: comparing the PR fuckery showmance to Bradley Cooper’s (hello Evelyn)

More bagel sightings...many more bagel sightings...neverending bagel sightings

Family (aunt: lizbethchalamet) follows charmie accounts on instagram.

Now, I’m not saying anything...I’m not not saying anything either. So, keep your tin hats firmly on and stay tuned for further updates on The Weird Ass Adventures of Doug and Hal. 😎

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in light of recent events as well as a new rise in creating nazi ocs I think this post is an important one to have on your blog if you stand behind your jewish followers or are jewish yourself.

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I know the photo has been qualified as fake, I mean, not fake, just "not them", but now, that an article mentioned Luca being in London, it got me thinking. There are still a few days before San Sebastian Film Festival for Luca to attend. Boys are suddenly posting like crazy. Interesting.

Smoke and Mirrors

This bandana wearing, hunk of an actor who’s currently in the process of permanently losing his wedding ring, has been seen juggling three women around his hometown. He was last spotted on a lunch date with the last of the women to be revealed...the one that some had doubted to even exist. Yes, it’s the accident prone writer. However, ever since that knee gripping disaster of a date, our very tall hunk has been declared MIA.

Now, everyone knows this hunky actor has a special bro that he loves to call by his name. The bro who is set to make it big in Hollywood by playing with worms in the sand, was also recently caught hot tubbing down south with a C list actress of certain reputation during the height of the pandemic. After being mobbed by fans when he was reshooting his sci-fi movie late last month in a European country, our bro of the auburn curls decided to lay low for a while and also conveniently went MIA.

However, that didn’t last long. Around the beginning of this month, the tiny actor (well, tiny when compared to his hunky role model of a bro) resurfaced in another European city...and has since started showing his masked face around town, accidentally bumping into fans at fast food chains and being spotted going in and out of hotels. Not surprisingly, a few days later in a quiet and unobtrusive manner, our sources told us that his hunky counterpart also landed his feet in the European continent. More precisely, in a royal country that’s known for serving posh tea and scones.

Fascinating you say? Well, wait for it, the plot thickens. Here comes a series of seemingly random, and totally uncoordinated events that will truly have you begging for seconds.

Guess which director is also in the same city as Hunk (yes, the 6’5 bro) was last reported to be, working on a project?

Guess whose friend also confirmed to us that Hunk and Tiny and the darling director with a fondness for trees also fondly known as Il Maestro, are scheduled to meet at some point?

Guess who did co-ordinated back-posting with last week’s restaurant menu and last week’s grey hoodie and charcoal mask?

Guess who wore a SURGICAL mask, a dark top and a travel pillow just before last weekend?

Guess who did co-ordinated back-posting of veeeeery important exercise slash golfing sessions?

Guess who emerged on the 13th with a diary that was made in the city where Hunk and Tiny had the kiss of a lifetime, but that can also be purchased in, you guessed it, the city where Tiny was crowned King?

Guess who just did another co-ordinated posting with a friend, about being back home and going to the movies?

Guess who can’t give any plausible information on the bros’ true whereabouts last weekend?

And guess who can can confirm without a doubt that the Price Lock prices of Seven Seas vitamins from Sainsbury's are current prices from their website? (hashtag not all pics are blurry!)

However, stay pressed and watch a Vespa Barbie posting recycled pics of sushi and a dog and the same run-down desert motel. Or Angry Writer once again flashing the same bruise on ass, in a blurry pic that looks like it was taken at...you guessed it, the same run down desert motel!

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