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just saw a birth announcement thing that was like "3 inches went in. 19 inches came out" and i am on the floor in tears i'm laughing so hard what is wrong with heterosexual people
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@elvis-offical is so cool! They should be nominated.
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FREEEEE BIRD YEAHHHH *does Weezer riff* wait wrong one..
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Blue raspberry:]
What flavor is your blog.
@7975348473 @musiwashere @inkstainsonmysheets
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TW: EXPLICIT LANGUAGE, SEXUAL CONTENT, BAD WORD. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!
penis
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say peanuts without the T…
relax ladies, it’s just dark humor 😎
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Weezer but they have allergies call that sneezer
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pp
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ok i may or may not have lied about me being gone cuz i found out i can go on magma (the program i use) on my phone so i drew this 🥹❤️🩹

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happy pride guys! for this pride month, i want every. single. one. of you to get even gayer. thank you
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Oliver approved

Wait this is historic I have to commemorate this
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