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My hungry ass could NOT go to an aquarium

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Analog horror: “listening to this will kill you”

Lore hunters: “lol ok”

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Chat we did it

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I’m so close to being done with side order

“Side order was short” babe youre not done until you unlock all of THESE

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Good

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I keep thinking tumblr ads are just some elaborate shitpost

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I love being evil and queer. reblog if you love being evil and queer. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

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Hey dhar man fam <- we’re not just telling stories we’re changing lifes

“Girls gays and theys” <- uninclusive while trying to be inclusive. Bad. Makes me uncomfortable.

“Ladies, gentlemen, and other distinguished guests” <- inclusive but far, far too formal

“Alrighty gamers” <- Incisive of everyone, informal, and fun to say.

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I have been at this for 6 hours please help me I can’t stop

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Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

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This just the plot of the reckoners.

You are an assassin that hunts superheroes. You haven no powers yourself.

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Here are some things you can do to defy gender roles:

Woman, wield weapons of unstoppable force made from the spirits of dead spren who embody the forces of nature.

Men, read

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TIL Americans call it a tooth brush instead of a teeth brush.

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Doofenshmirtz: Ahh Perry the platypus, how unexpected and by that I mean COMPLETELY EXPECTED*presses button* (Perry is trapped in an estrogen pill shaped cage) you see Perry the platypus ever since I was a young boy my mother forced me to wear dresses because we couldn’t afford any more clothes so I know what it feels to have a body that doesn’t match your gender so I built the *pulls sheet off of a giant machine* THE GENDER AFFIRMINATOR! With this everyone in the machines radius will have their ideal body and will be too happy to notice me swooping in and taking over the TRI-STATE AREA