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I'm ur secret gift giver 🦝 I'll be writing you a fic for the gift exchange and I wanted to ask if you have any specific prompt/story idea you'd like to see? I'll definitely include reader involvement but if you have any other things you'd love to see in the fic please let me know :)

oh hi, i replied to this on my side blog as i’m not active on here anymore! :) hope you saw it, thank u so much for the effort, i’m very excitedddd

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random jere pic for you

thank u so much this made my day <3 baby boy

he was such a cute kid

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"FINALLY. A relatable, realistic advert for yoghurt" - women, everywhere

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signed up for uni, i’ll be studying english studies and philosophy. are you happy lemony snicket

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strange that lemony never used this

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Lemony Snicket, The Beatrice Letters

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it’s giving vfd

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I’m not saying anything but we’re all thinking it

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“My dick’s so long that when Esme does a line of coke off of it, she has to stop and take a breath.”

— Count Olaf, “The Slippery Slope”

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Guide to Figuring out the Age of an Undated World Map.

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— The Picture Of Dorian Gray, Oscar Wilde

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Esme squalor once again snubbed at the met gala. The daily punctilio will hear about this

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just smoked a seriously orwellian blunt

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A Series of Unfortunate Events + meta jokes

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Oh now what did she do

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what if the moral of asoue is that twins actually don’t exist and there’s always a hidden triplet somewhere?