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So, the Mormons are doing it all for a high score?

The fact that animals that care for their young will sometimes adopt others' lost or orphaned young to raise along their own is just funny to me. I know that it's all hormonal and there's no conscious thought involved in it, but the internal logic of it is so funny.

"Baby = success. More baby = more success. I have one baby and I found four other baby. I have five baby. I am being so fucking successful right now."

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jkasjdkasjksajfdasfdsafd goodbye

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you just got press crow'd. reblog to instantly press crow your friends

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hell yeah

this pic goes hard, feel free to screenshit 👍

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how to grow the fuck up

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when i was in middle school nickelodeon on directv broke and it froze on the same frame for five hours. which would not have been so bad, except it was during the episode of spongebob where he goes to live with the jellyfish. specifically the scene where he’s naked and covered in sea urchins and flopping all over the place trying to get them off. and it froze on the frame where spongebob was facedown on the ground, naked. so he was laying there like that in complete silence for five hours. we would change the channel back every so often to see if he’d gotten up, but he was still like that when we went to bed. none of my friends had directv so when i asked them the next day they hadn’t seen it, but my brother and i were pretty convinced that spongebob was dead.

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the sillies

Jinshi and Maomao remind me of Tamaki and Haruhi lowk, thought it was silly, super cool awesome independent girlboss who isnt affected much by a big loser with some rizz

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once you start saying shit like "yayy" "yippee" and "hehe" theres no going back

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Anakeion Request. I love this design.

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shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders

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here are my contributions to the pukeko movement

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We should be fine as long as we do not reblog bread.

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I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

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"Scusi" or, lately, "Scuza".