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Of course you feel disconnected from your gender it’s quite literally a made up set of rules based on stereotypes

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Evora, Portugal (by Miriam Pereira)

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You're about to close on your very own, suspiciously affordable and comfortable house. Just before you sign the contract, the realtor shows you the required legal disclosure: your new house is haunted by the type of presence you'll get from this spinner wheel.

Of course it is.

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I love my opposites attract ships ❤❤❤

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look idgaf about selena gomez or her drama and everthing I've learned about this relationship has been against my will

but this story reminded me of so many conversations I have been in with leftist men, back when I was still trying to a be cool kweer girl

men meeting their partner's friends and then paying for their porn but "babe, you can't be angry about that because I'm just being supportive and I didn't realize you were so sex-negative, especially since you keep claiming to care about sex workers :/ it's just like any other work. it's no different from you paying for your friends' art"

I loathe them

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We are Unworthy

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There’s so much wrong with this I feel like they know they can just say whatever at this point and people will support it anyway

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A HERO AMONG MEN

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FANFIC CLICHES I AM TIRED OF “im not a p– porcelain doll im not gonna break” yeah buddy but your ass is. even if you use lots of lube a True Full Throttle Anal Pounding will wreck just about anyone. thats why they always tell you go slow. but this is fanfiction so i know youre not using lots of lube (aka, lol). youre using unscented lotion that you had in your room. and youre a virgin, and you thought you were straight till like 10 minutes ago, and youve never had anything in your butt before. you wanna know whats gonna happen if seme-chan goes harder, wise guy? youre gonna be bleedin. youre gonna be cryin. hes gonna freak out. try to stop. you didnt use lube so now hes stuck. he panics. knocks over a lamp. broken glass on the floor. he cuts his foot on the shards. now hes bleedin too. hes cryin. youre prolapsin. the ambulance is 50 miles away

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Ive never had a period like this before

I feel like absolute shit. not physically, which is more the norm, but emotionally.

I'm full of anger and I feel claustrophobic. I had to go to a more open space and have tea just to calm down. literally from the moment I woke up this morning, every turn was bad.

and then I couldn't get out of it. I'm still not out of it.

in fact, I hate football. well I dont hate it, I just dont like that people who are passionate about football are only passionate about mens football, but whatever.

there's nothing my dad loves more in this world than his fave football team, so they headed over to england to go see their last (2nd last?) game, and meet up with some family over there too. the team won and............ I cried????

I normally dgaf about this team or this sport. so that was weird.

today is weird, and I hate it. the best part was my cuppa tea. the second best will be if I sleep and its not a struggle night

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I remembered more about this movie than I thought I did. well, the final 2/3s of the movie. didn't remember the first part at all.

just pretending I know nothing about who tom cruise and brad pitt are as people, and me never really understanding straight women and their attraction to hollywood men (henry cavil, ryan gosling, aall the avengers men, currently pedro pascal), I do know what conventionally attractive looks like. brad pitt was my second ever crush, after toby maguire. I saw Troy in the cinema when I was 12. I went back and saw that movie 8 more times. I then went on a brad pitt binge, I can kinda only remember watching oceans 11, and what I basically realised was that I had the hots for Brad as Achilles. not Brad himself. (its the same for Toby, it was Toby as Spiderman. he didn't do it for me in any other movie).

but regardless, there's no fucking denying he was blessed in the looks department. even when Im thinking in my head like "ah there's hotter men than brad pitt." he proves me wrong.

the man is a bit too goodlooking. and he's quite feminine in this movie. kinda the damsel. this was 10 years before he went on to play macho manly man Achilles

and even now, for his age, he's good looking. and Bullet Train is one of my personal fave movies I've seen in recent years.

all that said, I don't like the guy. he pisses me off.

but... he's fucking gorgeous.

and how you really know, is that during this time, early 90s, tom cruise was also a hearthrob. and having only rewatched Eyes Wide Shut recently, and I mentioned he was very handsome in that, like, yeah, he was also a conventionally attractive man.

christian slater, also a good looking guy. they'll prob be the best looking guy in any other movie. unless its a brad pitt movie. then they'll never come first. this pic actually boils it down lmao

also a sidenote. I'd made a post on here a few months ago about green eyes. as of today I saw a video of a woman with green eyes, and she had the type of eyes I was talking about. obvious stand out green eyes. I'd never seen that before.

and then brad appears in this movie and--

there they were.

anyway, moving on from that topic. sorta. this movie was gayer than I remembered.

you could tell it was written by a woman, 100%

as someone who isn't a fan of vamp shit outside of Buffy (and sort hellsing), oh and Bram Stokers Dracula, this one I enjoyed.

I actually enjoyed the sequel too, Queen of the Damned. but only Akasha's scenes really

a scene Ive replayed many times what

and the rock music. doesn't compare to the first and its hella cheesy but I liked it lol

emmm yeah so the main thing for me was Lestat. Im not a villain gal. I like very few villains. but he made the movie. so sassy. such a dick. prob would've been bored had he not been in i.

fair fucks to tom cause I associate him with those hard action hero roles, but this was so different to the norm.

I also don't like Tom either. him or Brad. but based on this movie--

yeah. it was my kinda thing. would watch again in 10 years

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gonna watch Interview with the vampire

last time I saw it I was probs 10 idek

I have the vaguest memories of it. there's one scene in particular that made me go

if I'm recalling it correctly

but yeah

I was gonna watch a french lesbian movie

but I think it would make me cry

and Im hungover and know I'm gonna get my period either tonight and know it when I wake up, or some time in the next 2 days, so Im in no mood to be emotional

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Ive never seen Parks and Rec (I plan to), but Ive seen many scenes, like most people have

I esp remember this scene

I'm also seeing a lot of straight women in comment sections saying "unfortunately I am attracted to men" and also basically full on admitting they mostly get off to lesbian porn

What sucks tho, and idec care if its biphobic, I say as a bi myself, but bi women (or pan if they wanna argue they're somehow different), will end up with men.......... almost all the time

It's sad

Like the straight women dont even have that option

Now I never really wanna be one of those people who is passionate about an opinion and goes against it a year later. Bc I too could end up with a guy. But Im not exactly into relationships and dont feel attraction, so Im not holding my breath for a guy or a girl tbh. Im letting destiny decide that for me. If I end up with a guy, you best believe its likely that he's the literal man of my dreams. Not just "some guy" that I settled for bc I was lonely or didn't like the idea of being single

In the end I think my standards are low af, yet if I was to list them I'd probably be told my standards are too high

Taking out that I want a man with feminist type views (doesnt have to agree with me on everything, thats impossible, but has to 100% agree with me on specifics (cause I know it could lead to future arguments so you gotta break the idea of that ever happening before it actually happens). But outside of these like, social justicy views. My standards are:

Not a gamer. And there's a difference between a gamer and someone who plays video games. Like I said, when Keanu Reeves says he only plays, idk it was either Pacman or Tetris or something, I found that hot

Not addicted to their phone. Phone is a last resort. When bored, doesn't scroll, when waiting on popcorn in microwave, doesn't scroll, when at dinner table, doesn't scroll. Chooses literally any other option. Like isn't some meme obsessed weirdo, or those bro-type podcasts

Doesn't watch porn. Saying the name Mia Khalifa doesn't illicit a reaction from him

Has a talent. Ok no this is actually optional but like... I'd be happy if one existed. I've never seen anything turn me on more than when someone shows off how talented they are at a thing. I literally melt. Anyone I have felt an attraction to over the years was top class at something. Basketball, writing, heck, commanding the room gets me like--

Looks wise I dont particularly care, and I'm 100% not saying I'm some conventionally attractive beauty cause I'm not by any means, but from what Ive observed irl and online, men are usually with women way out of their league, and women always seem to change their preferences to somehow be for the guy they end up getting with. An ex friend of mine liked babyface pretty boys like Tom Holland or Shawn Mendes. Ended up getting with scrawny hairy dude with a long beard and chest hair (he 'saved' her from her abusive family), and suddenly her preferences were gone and she found his hairiness, not just attractive, but her new preference. And she was a conventionally attractive model type so its not like he could change any of his preferences. She was pretty, confirmed to beauty standards, and shaved everything. Basically what I'm saying is, tho I dont feel attraction, and I never truly get the hype about who the hottest guys in hollywood are, I also somewhat know that I have to feel something for how they look. Has to be a spark or something.

Makes me nervous that he'd cheat. A dude I 'dated' a good few years ago, I didn't trust him at all. We 'dated' for 3 weeks bc if I'm thinking all these bad things, I'm gonna end it, not carry on being a nervous wreck the whole time we're together. So yes, trust. A very big one.

Lastly........ in a stereotypical sense. Yeah. I like a guy who is taller. But not tall, just taller. If you're the same height as me, who has literally heard every variation of 'shorty' you can think of, then you're just a tad too minature for me. I mean, 5 7 I think is considered a short guy, but I'd take it.

And that's it really. But yeah, impossible.

Also if I found that perfect guy, he a) might not be attracted to me. b) can't put up with my OCD

Ive way less standards for women lol most of the above dont apply

I've had sort of a thing with a couple of women over the past 15 or so years. They ultimately choose a dude. It is what it is