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maybe I could be a fail boy in an endearing way

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you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

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kitchen scene if it was peak

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It's really weirds my routes

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it's called a trench lobotomy and it's cutting edge field medicine and it will make you so cute and special and good at war forever

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hate when this happens

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new-ish oc, i think i finally nailed the design lol

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bugs when you lift up a rock 🐞

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he's so precious man.

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i like how every plant sprout looks like this 🌱

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Me: im gonna watch every anime cartoon ever lol

Some idiot named like, Michael probably: dude. My guy. That would be, uhhh pretty much impossible. Unless somehow you owned every single piece of animated media to ever come out of Japan, yooooud pretty much fail right away. And even if you did somehow, goooood luck with all that, brother. There is some preeeetty obscure shit, lots out there that probably no westerner has even heard about, heh. Plus there not cartoons.

Me: you have a point michael

You thought Michael was going to be the but of my joke? No. I learned to low key understand where he’s coming from, even if he annoys me a little. Later we are going to put poison in his food

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my parents divorce was so nasty man even the tv got bpd

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when me and my boyfriend make meals we have a tradition of sending each other unappetising off-centre photographs of them in poor lighting. we call this "wikipedia food".

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Anyway

changes my username again