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the person who runs this company’s twitter account is definitely a BTS fan hahaha 

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wow

dude i haven’t been on tumblr in AGES. i feel like i just time traveled the heck is this (me judging my 16 year old self right now)

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STATEN // cool, thanks, i love you

It’s been a god damn long time since you’ve felt like everything’s alright.

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Me: I don’t judge people on petty things like appearance. As long as we are true to ourselves, there’s no need for negativity :)

*sees a guy with a fedora and a girl with anime fox ears walking around campus*

Me: @ God why do you try me like this

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horoscope: sometimes you be breathin

me:

me: okay but how did they know that?

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i’m having a GREAT time this year. time passes irregularly and i’m disappointing my parents

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Everybody say sausage keep it going 

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Working at the check out

*Some old dude packing up his shopping*

Me: Have a nice evening

Guy: Don't say that

Me: Sorry?

Guy: Have a nice evening. What does that even mean? If I've just had a divorce am I going to have a nice evening? If my mother just died am I going to have a nice evening? Just say good evening. It's formal and to the point.

Me:...

Me: good evening then.

*Later is a group of 21 year olds, all buying alcohol*

Me: [getting flustered as the line at my checkout is super long] can I see ID?

First dude: of course! Pass them down boys we can make this easier for her. Calm down, you're doing great.

Do people genuinely still think young people are the worst customers?

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- Buy lace underwear and model it around at home. You’re a goddess, own it. - Realize the fact that if somebody can’t see your virtues doesn’t it mean you don’t have them. - Pamper yourself. Fill the bathtub with hot water, throw in a bath bomb, jump in, play some music and enjoy. Exfoliate your skin, wash your hair, use a hair mask. Don’t dare to leave the bathroom till you’ve polished every single inch of your body. Try to polish your soul too. - Remember situations you faced in the past. Realize they’re not a big deal anymore. That bad anxiety you had two months ago suddenly seem so small you might just want to laugh for being so silly, and now it’s over all those tears you cried are the most pointless thing ever. This will happen over and over again, so next time you face a problem remember in a year from now it will be insignificant. - Go for a walk on your own. Walk aimlessly without a finish line. Come back home when you’re tired, no need to hurry. - Doodle. Maybe you think you’re doing not so great at living but your watercolors skills are still on point. - Buy yourself flowers. This one needs no explanation. - Clean bed sheets are always a good idea. - Stare at yourself in a mirror after a long nap and admire how glowing, beautiful and dreamy your face looks. Naps work wonders. - In fact, stare at yourself on a mirror daily. Each time compliment on something. Maybe today you like your hair but don’t enjoy the shape of your lips, but that’s ok because tomorrow you’ll be delighted at how cute your smile is even tho your hair might be a mess. Learn to love you. - Bake cookies just to eat with your fingers the remaining cookie dough. Everybody knows that’s the best part of baking. - Forgive yourself.

Tips for people who feel lost  (via saltaconmigo)

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Best fight of the year

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REVOLVR did the impossible—turning shit to gold [original link]

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Banksy playing Clue

Banksy: I know who the killer is

Me: Alright go ahead

Banksy: … society

Me: Banks this is the third time, stop guessing society

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when exactly is uptown funk gon give it to me?