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╰    *   ❤      ALEKS !

         ❛ i mean it. real shit, dawg. ❜

and he DOES, but it’s difficult to keep it up. regardless, he smiles, though it’s more of an odd smirk, and shrugs. he’ll follow after, a little apprehensive about the situation but refusing to be any less than his USUAL. he perks up again, feeling as though she’s going to purposefully dance around his intention and tease him with her own.

        ❛ … right. what kinda ice cream you thinkin’ about ? ❜

          ❝            we’ll�� have  to  see  about  that  later ,  then .           ❞           TEMPTING  MEN  is  a  second  nature  to  her ,  but  there’s  something  that  sets  her  just  a  little  bit  off  from  a  genuine  intention  ——  like  a  succubus  that  walks  in  the  daytime .  to  his  smile ,  she  dares  to  broaden  her  own ,  with  cotton  candy  lips  that  flourish  over  silk  -  skin .

          ❝           it’s  hot  out ,  especially  with  you  around ,  but  i’m  a  bit  boring ,           so  i’ll  probably  get  vanilla .          ❞

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╰    *   ❤      ALEKS !

         ❛ oh, you think i don’t mean it ? ❜

he CAN’T HELP himself, a little more enamored with her than he’d ever openly admit. she sure knows what the fuck she’s doing. he snaps out of it once she denies his food(?), and hardly finds the time to feel insulted as she trails off. he stares at her expectantly, and then…

he hides the little bit of disappointment with a shrug.

         ❛ ice cream, huh ? yeah, i’ll come with you. ❜

           ❝            i  don’t  think  you  do .  at  all .            ❞            ——  of  course  she  knows  what  she’s  doing .  she’s  done  it  before  &&  she’ll  do  it  time  &&  time  again .  she  knows  the  look  in  his  eyes  that  she  lives  for  &&  watches  as  it  crumbles  from  his  gaze .  satisfaction  is  the  portrait  of lips  that  fold  to  a  knowing  grin .

            pleasantly ,  she  offers  a  toying  wink  &&  buckles  her  trail  to the  door ,  hips  swaying  with  every  hopping  step .  she  turns  back  to  him ,  a  minx  of  an  expression .  she  has  the  power .             ❝           good .  i  know  a  cute  shack  that’s  just  two  blocks  away .  maybe  after  that  we  can  do  something  even  more  fun .           ❞

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╰    *   ❤      ALEKS !

         ❛ feel free to judge anytime, baby. ❜

he sets the burger back down with a nod of confirmation. he’s entirely too serious, but is somehow easily able to maintain it. he wonders if she can see right through him.

         ❛ shit’s world famous, you should try it. i’m definitely gonna apply with this shit for           chopped - and i WILL win that shit. i got the trademark. nobody’ll take it unless they           want the shit sued out of them. ❜

          ❝           sounds  inviting .  you  shouldn’t  say  things  you  don’t  mean .           ❞          is  she  even  joking  anymore  ?  her  gaze  rises  from  his  creation  to him ,  peach  smile  on  soft  lips  that  pout  just  in  a  way  to  almost  purposefully  test  him .  she’s  certain  she’s  got  a  handle  on  him  in  the  same  instance .  her lips  crack  upwards  into  a  smile .

          ❝           i’ll  pass ,  sugar .  wouldn’t  want  to  eat  your  dish  for  chopped .  plus ,  i  got  an  appetite  for  something  else ...           ❞           she  allows  that  to  settle  in  the  air  for  a  few  treacherous  seconds ,  heavy  gaze  glued  to  him .           ❝           ...  ice  cream .  care  to  entertain  me  &&  come  with  ?          ❞

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╰    *   ❤      ALEKS !

         ❛ fan’a mouthfuls, are we ? well good thing this burger’s a BIG ONE.            and so am i. ❜

he raises the plate as if to inspect the monstrosity sitting upon it. it takes all he has in him not to LAUGH as he lists the ingredients.

         ❛ we got a SECRET RECIPE here, but since your pretty ass wants to know, i got you.            what we got here is a nice, uh, SEASONED patty. mayo, cheese, lettuce, tomato,            onion, pickles, ketchup, mustard, THE WORKS. but the secret is in the RICH            combination of chocolate and parmesan cheese - mixed with a little DELUXE            salmon puree… ONLY THE FUCKIN’ FINEST ! ❜

          ❝           i  think  i  should  be  the  judge  of  the  latter .  first  one’s  all  yours ,           though ,  big  guy .           ❞

          when  he  says  pretty  it’s  in  her  nature  to  bat  thick  eyelashes  &&  offer  a  tame  smile .  deep  brown  eyes  —  one’s  in  essence  of sweet  chocolate  &&  a  top  of  whiskey  —  flicker  to  the  burger  in  reference .           ❝           SOUNDS  APPETIZING .     definitely  an  original  recipe  for  sure .  you  should  watch  out ,  people  might  try  to  steal  that .  it’s  the  kind  of  dish  that  you’d  win  chopped  for .          ❞

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❛ it’s called shelman’s big bang bazinga bing bong burger. ❜ from aleks !!!!

CURRENTLY  ACCEPTING :  supermega  starters  !

          ❝           THAT’S  A  BIT  OF  A  MOUTHFUL ,     not  that  i  don’t  like  those .          ❞           &&  primrose  lips  are  to  rise  in  the  corners ,  daring  to  cast  a  grin  his  way  &&  there’s  a  silk  of  honey  giggles  that  come  freely ,  such  quiet  velveteen  sound  erased  at  the  start  of  her  follow - up sentence .          ❝           what’s  in  it  ——  ?  it  smells  like  fish .           ❞

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SUPERMEGA: LIVE ACTION SENTENCE STARTERS

feel free to change pronouns to fit different muses. basic tw for swearing, sexual references, controversial humor, etc. etc.

RYAN’S FIRST BURGER

❛ that’s despicable to me. ❜ ❛ mama mia, this is gonna be one tasty burger. ❜ ❛ dude, how am i supposed to cook like this ? ❜ ❛ lettuce pray. ❜ ❛ that’s a spicy meatball. ❜ ❛ wow - that is good. that’s really good. ❜ ❛ i give this two thumbs up. ❜ ❛ it’s not the best burger i’ve ever had. ❜ ❛ you didn’t need to say that… ❜ ❛ it’s called shelman’s big bang bazinga bing bong burger. ❜ ❛ can i take a bite ? ❜ ❛ you’re really gonna like it. ❜ ❛ what the fuck ?! ❜ ❛ you motherfucker ! ❜ ❛ do you know how disrespectful that shit is ? ❜ ❛ fuck you ! ❜ ❛ it’s just not my cup of tea. ❜

THE GUYS CLIMB A MOUNTAIN

❛ put your hat back on, you disgusting piece of shit ! ❜ ❛ if i have to run from something, i’m fucked. ❜ ❛ you’re going to fall off the mountain ! ❜ ❛ damn, she thicc. ❜ ❛ wanna go climb that mountain ? ❜ ❛ please trip. ❜ ❛ i can’t run, i’m in flip flops. ❜ ❛ something just hurt me. ❜ ❛ i want to make it to the top. ❜

THE GUYS GO TO NEVADA

❛ we’re in the middle of nowhere. ❜ ❛ it’s hot as hell. ❜ ❛ we’re sharing a bed. this is all that was available. ❜ ❛ we got the penthouse suite. ❜ ❛ the security cameras just turned and looked at us. ❜ ❛ area 51 is pretty gay, i guess. ❜ ❛ it’s a little past midnight. ❜ ❛ go to bed. ❜

SUPERMEGA GOES TO HOLLYWOOD

❛ this is where many actors and accused pedophiles have come to walk the red carpet. ❜ ❛ how much is a monthly subscription to scientology ? ❜ ❛ welcome to hollywood, baby. ❜ ❛ it’s all about that hollywood life. ❜ ❛ where’s the pussy ? ❜ ❛ that’s where the pussy is. ❜

THE GUYS GO TO 7-ELEVEN

❛ we’re going to 7-eleven. ❜ ❛ all i have is ten dollars. ❜ ❛ i left my wallet. ❜ ❛ colombia has some of the cleanest water in the united states. ❜ ❛ did you crack your phone ? ❜ ❛ it still works ! ❜ ❛ i see it ! ❜ ❛ ready to go into 7-eleven ? ❜ ❛ are you taking a picture ? ❜ ❛ whatcha lookin’ at, big boy ? ❜ ❛ shark week is coming ! ❜ ❛ we gotta get cable ! ❜ ❛ if you wanna be a big boy, you gotta stay hydrated. ❜ ❛ hit em with the quan, dude. ❜

3 GUYS JUST HAVE A GREAT TIME (ft. Oney)

❛ are you allowed in there ? ❜ ❛ unlock the door ! ❜ ❛ ow, i hit my fuckin’ head. ❜ ❛ i have five bucks. let’s just get on the bus and go somewhere. ❜ ❛ what if we don’t have enough money to get off the bus ? ❜ ❛ are you sure this isn’t vomit ? ❜ ❛ what you’re saying makes no fucking sense. ❜ ❛ thank you, jesus. ❜ ❛ you piece of shit. ❜ ❛ that filled my shoe with water. ❜ ❛ let’s ditch this bozo. ❜

THE GUYS GO CAMPING

❛ we’re here, in the wilderness. ❜ ❛ we need to start going, the sun is starting to set. ❜ ❛ are there alligators out here ? ❜ ❛ i’m freezing. freezing cold ❜ ❛ we made mac and cheese. i tried to keep it warm, so i put it inside my jacket and hugged it. ❜ ❛ this is not a two person tent. what does 1.5 even mean ? how do you have 1.5 people ? ❜ ❛ ow, my foot just cramped up. ❜ ❛ whoa, dude. i can just look straight up and see all the stars. ❜ ❛ haha, what’re you, gay ? ❜ ❛ my neck hurts and my back hurts. ❜ ❛ wow, if i fall off of this i’m gonna die. ❜ ❛ i hate you. ❜ ❛ why would you say that ? ❜

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IT’S  CALLED  MURDER  BABY  !          like  or  reblog  this  if  you’d  be  interested  in  interacting  with  an  independent  gta  based  original  character  !