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Guys I deadass made a Big Man Nord in ESO named Gloku Door-Kicker and his only goals are to kick down people’s doors and say “it’s me, Gloku” then leave
He’s constantly somewhat drunk and a cheerful man
His arms are big and full of love while his legs are filled with power to kick down doors
Oh and he’s a disaster gay
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Oh look what I made. (DO NOT REMOVE TEXT).
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Universe where all of my dragonborn and all of my friends dragonborns travel together and when they fight alduin he expects like, maybe two, but there’s 20 dragonborn all shouting and stabbing at him,
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I wonder if my pets really like me or suffer from Stockholm syndrome
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I hate how the stereotype is that dolphins are good and sharks are evil, when dolphins are so smart that they have the capacity for evil but sharks are simple fish who can only be true neutral, so even if a minority of dolphins are evil there are still more evil dolphins than sharks
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