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Father is a acrobat. His daughter inherited all his talent genes. 

(Source)

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Jackasses.

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I NEED THEM ALL SO BADLY 

(via)

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From @ho_ru_du: “🤳” #catsofinstagram

[source: https://instagr.am/p/CDF1slOnUve/ ]

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very important dragon age lore

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all that witchering tuckers a wolf out

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I need a Thank u Mr Terry tag

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This is so wholesome

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Sex Education (Season 2, Episode 4)

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Link / Link

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“So let me get this straight. We’re here to rescue a princess.”

“That’s right.”

“At the request of a princess.”

“Right again.”

“And you, who will be leading the expedition, are also a princess.”

“You’re very perceptive.”

“How big is your royal family, again?“

“We don’t have one.”

“But–“

“We overthrew our monarchy centuries ago, but we kept most of the titles around. The rank of ‘princess’ is held by the directors in charge of various civil service branches.“

“Huh. And the princess we’re rescuing today is in charge of…?”

“Public sanitation.”

“The Lord of Death’s Dominion kidnapped your public sanitation director?”

“We think he’s a little confused.”

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Trying to stay focused until Friday… 

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You never really register the depth of your alienation from your physical body until you are confronted by the disquieting possibility of loving and being loved while inhabiting it. 

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*turns off the light*

my cat, who can still see perfectly, watching as I bump into a table: Ah, she has toggled the switch that controls whether she is stupid.