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you've been salmonsharked reblog to salmonshark someone else

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when susie does the one face

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Somebody get this cryptid a hamburger

especially when his antlers are coming in. thats gotta take a lot

he's just going through it man. At least let him have a borger

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sillies

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what if we were two grifters that tried out-grifting each other since the day we first met until it became an expected song and dance dodging each others shitty contracts and stupid scams . And we were both boys

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Alright here's the REAL brainrot

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but what if he was smalls

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I am not immune to Tenna either

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Maybe this version of the trash burlesque with a white background will get more attention than the previous one idk kasodfasfdsasf

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Divorce

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The good, the bad, and the frickin' dead

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theyre so #woke

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The Heroes of the Prophecy

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Yes this is going very well 😈

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mikemikemike

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we have fun around here