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Turtle tot twins 🥺🥺

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turtles but their shapes are turned to a different size.. obviously i cant do raph and mikey though 😭

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I also wanted to ask on Tumblr which wig suits Leo better, what does he look like slay xD

This boy is going to work so let's pick something for him 💥

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My beloved hast left me [gotten a job at Fire House Subs], yet I may work for the enemy [I applied for a job at Subway], driving us further apart as our families [employees] will not approve of our love.

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They just need something to argue about.

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Rottmnt short sketch!

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If you’re MAGA / Racist / A Bigot in general the tmnt would fucking hate you by the way

In all seriousness I drew these because I was feeling sad / pissed of about what’s happening in my community and country right now. As a proud Guatemalan I’m just utterly appalled by anyone in support of families being torn apart.Proud of a lot of people for being loud and for speaking out for those who can’t right now. If any of you are my followers and you see this shit you’re not welcome here and will never be welcome here. Any negative comments will be ignored slash deleted cause you’re not worth the time and space. I hope everyone is staying safe. I’m sorry you have to be afraid right now. Our government have failed us all, some people just refuse to see it.

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what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this

Whereas the reality is far more like

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has anyone seen his contacts

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"It's for your own good."

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turtles doing things that me and my sisters do, part one of possibly many

blasting video game soundtrack in the car while ur drivin ur lil sib somewhere, exactly as god intended

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No Fun in Fungus, written by @boots-with-the-fur-club and developed into a comic by yours truly

Cw: Angst, nightmares, blood/minor gore

To be continued…

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Cover | Prologue | Addition | Part 1

Leo is writing a resume

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The time bro almost ended up destroying everyone and everything by using an untested, miniaturized black hole. That's what you get for using theoretical physics in your Ninpo formulas, Donnie! Don't be too hard on him though, he was having a bad day.

Just having some fun figuring out the limitations of Ninpo powers for future Patreon stuff, but wanted to share with you all!

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Why I hate MCU Spider-Man

I'm going to preface this by saying that I do NOT hate Tom Holland nor do I think he was poorly cast or a bad actor.

Tom Holland could have been an amazing Spider-Man, he's got the small nerdy vibes that are low-key needed for the role to work properly, brown hair, brown eyes, cute as a button-- all that crap.

But damn did the writers do him dirty.

Spider-Man is a lone wolf, he has friends eventually but especially in his first years he's notorious for squaring up when anyone in a mask approaches him. But that's just the tip of the iceberg.

Peter Parker does NOT like shield, he doesn't like people knowing who is he what he's doing, where he's going, and above all else his goal is to help the little guy.

Of course there are stories that pull this off well, Ultimate Spider-Man did a good job of having Peter working with a team and SHEILD without straying too far from the character.

He's your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man. And the MCU ruined that.

Instead of being a traumatized genius who's full of rage and sass in equal measure he turned into some wimpy UwU nepo baby. (This is not helped by the fact that I also dislike Tony Stark, All Tony Stark's MCU or otherwise)

And as previously stated I hate it.

Now my reasons for hating it are far more petty than I'd like to admit but I'm here for transparency so here it is. Tom Holland Spider-Man has infected my fan fiction, spideypool, spideydevil, angst fics, happy fics, gwen fics, MJ fics, Spider-Man in general, all of my fics.

I do NOT want Dead Pool and MCU Spider-Man kissing and or dating in ANY circumstance where with my boy comic or Amazing or literally any other conglomeration of Peter Parker's it can lead to some really interesting dynamics and fun times.

And I know-- he's current MCU he's going to be popular people love what's going on right now, but please please for the love of all things unholy keep your little nepo baby 50 feet or MORE away from anything I love at all times.

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me if i was an anti social young adult man who has spider powers in another universe

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can't believe i made a new damn meme redraw instead of working on an existing wip

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