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underrated criminal minds duo

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"you're romantasizing problematic behavior" actually i'm doing something worse, i'm sexualizing it

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Leaves light on...

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wanted to do this idea I had hehe obey me is so silly guys

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Uh i sure hope there's not

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Rommy i want garlic bread

This is the type of shit kyles partner would wake him up at 3 am to tell him.

Sleepy as hell, he jerks awake when you shake his shoulders, barely registering the "kyle...baby I want garlic bread...." right before you pass tf out again.

Kyle, sweet, horribly in love kyle, cant let things lie. He WILL be getting you that garlic bread whether you remember your sleep-addled comment or not! Which is how you wake up near noon with the house smelling of garlic and spices, cheese and tomatoes. Entering the kitchen to find steaming slices of garlic bread with a delicious soup to enjoy it with. Kyle in the center of it all with a big smile, the only payment he wants is to see you enjoy the food.....and maybe a kiss on the cheek.

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“I asked chatgpt-” yeah well I asked special agent aaron hotchner and he said the unsub is a straight white male in his 30s

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Reader who cleans up dirty graves, repairs whats possible, tending to an entire line of just cenotaphs all sharing the last name "riley".

Ghost, who visits Tommy's grave after a particularly rough deployment, seeing you. Knelt over the stones and cleaning the grout from the fine etchings. You carry a small bouquet and leave a single rose after each one is finished. Ghost feels embarrassed, now, finding he has nothing to offer.

You, always aware of your surroundings, notice ghost. His odd attire means nothing to you in the early morning, standing up and nodding respectfully. Hes here for a reason, obvious in the grief washing off him in waves. God, you never learned to let things lie, stepping aside so he can stand in front of the most recent grave marked "simon riley, beloved son and brother"

"Did you know him?" You ask, because you never know what to ask. More time spent with the dirt people end up in than with the living.

He gives a single nod, looks down the long line of plates. A small family. "Once. Though i didnt know him well."

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Price and his peach.

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Ice suggesting a white woman remove the Mexican flag sticker from her car. Can they all kill themselves already

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“This is what they took from you” and it’s a blonde family cooking barbecue in the suburbs? Brother you are racist and fascist over hot dogs? You know you can still do that. Also if you befriend other ethnicities, they will bring cool other food to the potluck. Stupid ass

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You accidentally cut your hand while cooking and vampire!Johnny somehow materializes right next to you so he can shove your bloody hand against his mouth and lap up the blood.

Gives you a big, blood-soaked smile and tells you "you taste delicious, baby. Why dont you let me get a proper bite?" Knowing full well his saliva has aphrodisiacs and just him licking your hand is already taking affect.

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