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oh my god

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does anyone remember the time when kim k heard her sister talking shit so she opened the door and screamed “don’t be fucking RUDE” all while hitting her sister with her $5,000 hermes bag 

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Babe

i would sleep so much better with your arms wrapped around me

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When you invite me over for sex and there are other people in the house.

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This is me and my best friend lmao

when you and your friend say the same witty comment in reply to someone else simultaniously 

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me: meh, today is okay

old friends senior dog sanctuary: leo is okay and he's coming home soon

me: today is the best day. no day is better than today.

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DO NOT KISS A GIRL  WHEN SHES MAD i am so tired of media portraying this as a good way to end an argument okie when ur partner is mad and yelling at u do not just kiss them to shut them up and make up okie how about u just fucking listen to your partner when theyre trying to tell u somethign

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when i start catching feelings for someone

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Omg

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I just peed

Bigots are afraid of calculus too now.

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Me af

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Ahhhhh

Someone: *starts playing with my hair* Me:❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Someone: your hairs really soft Me: ❤️❤️❤️😍😘❣💕💖💘💟💓💞💕💚💞💘💘💞💕💕💞💕💕💞💞💕💖💘❣💚💚💙💓💓💞

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when do you feel the most beautiful?

when a dog pulls on his leash on the sidewalk because he wants to come say hi to me

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I can't stop watching this lmao

modern art

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