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SUPERLATIVES, part four

🔍 most likely to lose their head if it wasn't attached, finn hudson

🎓 most likely to buy a fake major, jesse st. james

☕ most likely to end up in middle management, kitty wilde

🪜 most likely to trip at graduation, marley rose

👑 most likely to win a reality show competition, sugar motta

🌊 most likely to get lost at sea, adrian cruz-dumont

⭐ most likely to be on broadway, rachel berry

🏢 most likely to become ceo, hunter clarington

🌍 most likely to travel the world, ali vogel

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SUPERLATIVES, part three

✅ most likely to become president, sebastian smythe

🍆 most likely to start an only fans, sam evans

🔪 most likely to be a final girl, keke akana

🙏 most likely to start a new religion, sugar motta

⭐ most likely to be in a celebrity scandal, kyle christopherson

💋 most likely to have an orgy, kitty wilde & noah puckerman

💍 most likely to get married multiple times, tina cohen-chang

🏆 most likely to be a trophy spouse, quinn fabray

🧘‍♂️ most likely to open a yoga studio, mason mccarthy

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SUPERLATIVES, part two

😁 best smile, kyle christopherson

🗣️ most talkative, sugar motta

📣 loudest, rachel berry

📖 best storyteller, blaine anderson

😻 kindest heart, catrina clark

🙊 quietest, taylor lincoln

🫂 best shoulder to cry on, sam evans

🤣 best laugh, adrian cruz-dumont

🧑‍🤝‍🧑 best best friends, tina cohen-chang & blaine anderson

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SUPERLATIVES, part one

🎭 most dramatic, jesse st. james

🤔 most clueless, finn hudson

💝 most romantic, marley rose

🤫 biggest gossip, tina cohen-chang

💄 best dressed, sugar motta

🤪 most gullible, catrina clark

🔍 most mysterious, mason mccarthy

😎 coolest, ali vogel

💑 best couple, kyle christopherson & max moore

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let's play a game...

you send us a superlative, and we'll tell you who we think best fits the profile...

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marley is such a precious snowflake, mckinley’s going to eat her alive.

you read my mind, anonymous. we should make out.

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the worst part of glee club is that the co-dependent twins aren’t even the most incestuous part of it.

true, the chart of who's slept with who is so incestuous that it makes me wanna barf. why don't they try expanding outside of their gross little circle? would it kill kitty the proud slut to hook up with someone from the hockey team? or the softball team, since rumor has it, that's her speed, too.

for real though, do y'all think that the twins have special sleepovers? because i definitely get that vibe.

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i heard rachel isn’t actually vegan, she just pretends because she thinks it makes her most interesting

i believe it, but she's way off fucking base with what makes someone interesting - what's more boring than being vegan? if she really wanted to seem interesting, she'd leak her own nudes.

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taylor lincoln isn’t actually gay, she’s just a pick me that wants to be one of the guys

i can't imagine someone being weird enough to commit to the bit so hard that they literally eat pussy when what they want is dick...seems like a stretch, like, it seems counterproductive...but i'm intrigued nonetheless. care to comment, tay tay?

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i heard the new girl marley wants puckerman bad

if she wants to be one of the tens of thousands of girls that noah puckerman has impregnated, that's her funeral. go for it, mar. just make sure to invest in plan b the morning after, or just stay away from him and use your rose toy like a sensible girl.

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what's up with the new girl, marley?

idk but i saw her on social media saying words like "crummy" with her whole chest, like she's from the 1950's or something. she also thinks kitty wilde is nice, which is...beyond weird. she seems naive and if that's the case, this place will eat her alive.

however, this could all just be me reading her wrong, because someone said she punched a BABY on #wtffriday...so who knows?

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catrina is such a pick me with the makeup thing, it’s clearly a scream for attention from guys. i’ve seen her drooling over hunter clarington

how does wearing makeup make you a pick me? i'm lost. i cake my face every morning and i'm not asking anybody to pick me - i'm a dumb bitch, but i don't think i'm wrong about this. hunter seems to have eyes for everybody but her, so that sucks. sorry cat!

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i heard hunter got kicked out of his last school because of anger issues and bullying

isn't there a video of him somewhere verbally abusing a barista? guy's a ticking fuckin' time bomb.

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god taylor is so fucking boring, will she ever shut up about sports?

she talks about sports? all i've seen is her obsessing about pop tarts, which is equally boring.

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kitty, like her namesake, has barbed wire in her cooch

i heard it has teeth, actually. hmm. i'm going to need more intel on this, and also, i'm curious:

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fill my cup.

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submitted anonymously saw jesse breaking into a crackhouse, is someone getting sunshine-d again?