omgokiguess
omgokiguess
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omgokiguess · 4 minutes ago
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One thing I learned from being married......
I look like a sweet girl. That's how I present. I'm blonde and smiley and nice. My husband though...... he looks threatening. He looks like someone you don't want to fuck with. And people treat us very very differently.
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omgokiguess · 20 minutes ago
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I'm going to share a secret with you all even though very few people probably care about this. The trick to making the best tofu is to soak it in chipotles in adobo sauce for 24 hours before you cook it. Just the 2 oz can for 49 cents should be enough.
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omgokiguess · 28 minutes ago
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If you watch reality tv..... it's almost like one of those GI Joe don't do this kids or you're going to get hurt kind of messages...... don't fucking buy a house. Just don't buy a house. I swear that's what I've learned. Once people own things they start acting completely retarded. And if you bought a house together and then you get divorced and you want to sell it...... that sounds like the least fun thing ever. So just don't buy a house! Splitting a lease is a lot fucking easier than a house.
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omgokiguess · 49 minutes ago
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One thing I do have to say about Florida...... well at least the west coast of Florida..... they did actually get the parks right. They did have GREAT parks. Sawgrass, Boyd Hill, Fort Desoto..... 11/10. They did great on the parks. Hopefully they don't ruin it.
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omgokiguess · 14 hours ago
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Ugh man. Watching the valley and knowing vpr is like a huge trip.
I think the show belongs to Zach. This is going to get scary though if they don't shut it down. Either he is going to hit Brittany or he's going to physically do something to his son. It's not funny anymore. I mean you can see it coming.
Zach should shut it down and start a new show. That would work for him.
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omgokiguess · 17 hours ago
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Nonetheless whatever the answer to my last post is......... in Portland watching the news is interesting. Just like it was in florida.
In both places the commonality seems to be "how can you spin this story so that the most people will click on it even if it's completely deceiving (and it usually is)".
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omgokiguess · 17 hours ago
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I don't know if this is happening in other cities or not. But in portland oregon i get advertised for a lot of different car brands and a lot of the ads mention that they're not being affected by tariffs and they're made in America, in Detroit or Ohio. Is that even real? Or is it like a portland marketing thing? Like is that even real?
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omgokiguess · 18 hours ago
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Rewatching VPR I'm like..... we all should have been on scheana's side the whole time. Like is she the best? No of course not. BUT she always had one goal in mind and it was to be famous. And she really didn't hurt anyone too bad in the process. Today, I think my favorites are between Stassi and Scheana. Stassi probably would have liked me more but I wouldn't ever hate scheana. She's never been hateable to me.
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omgokiguess · 19 hours ago
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I mean if you know you know, but to me it's so much better to meet the one and you just know. Like from meeting to legally married it took us 7 months, so like we don't have like a "history" of like dating and being engaged for a long time, we were engaged for barely 2 months. Like some weird stuff might have gone on in a relationship where you didn't just know you were getting married and it was going to work.
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omgokiguess · 20 hours ago
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You know with crater lake..... I've been thinking about it.
We're like pretty sure the natives 7700 years ago saw Mount Mazama erupt..... and then crumble to form the caldera that is now Crater Lake.
Like why haven't they made a simulation video of what it might have looked like? That is like the most insane thing ever like they must have thought it was the end of the world. One tribe refuses to look at the mountain at all for religious reasons. Makes fucking sense.
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omgokiguess · 20 hours ago
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I really fucking hated Kristen on vanderpump rules. I mean I don't want to say she had 0 redeeming qualities, there were some good things about her, but so much about her was so negative and even desperate to me she was just always my least favorite. But now seeing her on the valley and she had a baby with Luke I'm actually really happy for her. I feel like now I'd be friends with her, she really grew. Like back then I would have wanted nothing to do with her but I think she'd be fun to have wine with now.
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omgokiguess · 20 hours ago
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Lol I'm not personally making (much) money since I'm not working but I have to tell you...... compared to living in Florida this truly feels like saving money. Like..... it's insane.
What was I making like 9k a month in FL? And my half of the rent was $800. And at the end of the month I had only saved between like $0-500. And I wasn't even buying much stuff. That's fucking insane. My husband was bringing home like 7k a month too. And he was broke at the end of every month. Like we were top earners but we always felt poor. He literally had the best job he could have gotten in St Pete. I told him so many times that he wasn't going to be able to find anything better. Not there at least.
It's just so different here. If we just ate cheap food at home and didn't pay to do anything fun, just walk to the fun free activities or take the public transit, the two of us could COMFORTABLY survive on $2500 a month. That includes rent, car insurance, utility bills, food, water, public transit passes, whatever. I however am not including gasoline in this calculation. I mean..... it would be REALLY easy for us to just spend like $2500, maybe $2700 a month. FOR TWO OF US. When he gets bored I just send him to the backyard with a fishing pole and a lure. It would be fine.
It's just so much cheaper here it blows my mind. If we were living bare bones in Florida like I described, I think it would have cost around 8k a month. Because everything is built like shit and everyone is a careless asshole so you have to get stuff fixed all the time. And like an accident WILL happen. An insane off the road car crash, a hurricane, a fire, a completely retarded malfunction that could have easily been prevented..... and for some reason YOU always have to pay to fix it even though you don't even own anything and weren't at fault!
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omgokiguess · 21 hours ago
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I am seriously loving not working lol.
Besides if you think about it, I'd rather take my non-working years now vs when my husband has passed away, like that's when I'm really going to want to work
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omgokiguess · 21 hours ago
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Love island must get better once you get into the season or something....... people describe it as juicy........
Idk I just can't get through more than 2 episodes, and my word to describe it would not be juicy it would be boring and uninspired. It's just some hot boring people on an island hooking up.
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omgokiguess · 21 hours ago
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OBVIOUSLY there was roaches in the Wayland. I mean honestly there were very few big buildings in st pete that didn't have roaches. And they were in every restaurant too for sure. You almost just kinda had to get used to it. We had one roach in our luxury apartment and it was huge, and then in the shack sometimes you'd see them in the yard but they never actually got into the shack (which honestly was built like a bomb shelter lmao). My husband did bug bomb the shack like 3 times though because we were paranoid.
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omgokiguess · 21 hours ago
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People say if there's one silverfish then you have an infestation but I honestly don't believe that. I saw one random silverfish ALL THE TIME in my bathroom in my apartment in Chicago, like at least a few times a week. I didn't even kill them, I didn't care. Maybe there was an infestation in another unit but mine was fine. I also saw a couple silverfish in the shack like every few months and we never had an infestation. The biggest problem in the shack was honestly houseflies that came from the alley dumpsters.
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omgokiguess · 22 hours ago
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Sometimes I get fucked up thinking about my parents and my husband's parents. My mom had me and my sister at 40 and 43, and my husband's mom had his sister when she was 19 and him when she was 20, his parents were high school sweethearts. And he's 14 years older than me so he was raised by like idiot young kids, basically teenagers, in the 80s and 90s, and I was raised by like, middle aged people (over middle age for real) in the 90s and 00s. So my parents are older than his. This is very confusing when it's like actually your life
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