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Leanna's heart continued to flutter, for Bofur had made it restless. She hummed the tune of his serenade as she watched the fish dance in Rivendell's spring below.

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Lady Galadriel in night lights

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i’m obsessed with the mum from ponyo. driving single lane on a cliff edge? drift those turns in your nissan cube. husband has to work an extra shift? tell him to fuck off in morse code. pet fish turned into a child on your driveway? adopt her. town drowned in a tsunami? leave your 5 year old in charge, he’s the man of the house now

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I got a laptop with Windows 11 for an IT course so I can get certified, and doing the first time device set-up for it made me want to commit unspeakable violence

Windows 11 should not exist, no one should use it for any reason, it puts ads in the file explorer and has made it so file searches are also web searches and this cannot be turned off except through registry editing. Whoever is responsible for those decisions should be killed, full stop.

Switch to linux, it's free and it's good.

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I’ve decided that all bats fall somewhere on this horrid little graph I’ve devised. Here are some prime examples of the various Creature Varieties found in nature.

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First snow

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Now that the Parasite in chief has had her platinum Jubilee, i thought id share some fun facts about the monarchy in the UK and the Queen in particular. All of this information is easily found online.

-The Queen negotiated clauses in the equality and Diversity Act so she wouldn't have to hire 'coloured or foreign' staff in the palace. that clause is still there today.

-The Queen tried to use The State Poverty Fund to heat Buckingham Palace even with her own personal fortune.

-She lobbied the Scottish Parliament 67 times to ensure that new wildlife protections laws woudn't apply to her estates there.

-The main throne she sits on is worth an estimated £40,000,000,000. Her jewellery Collection worth circa £5,000,000,000 made with 28, 578 diamonds and gemstones, almost all of which were stolen from countries Britain invaded and enslaved...sorry colonised. She also banned the Police from searching her estates for stolen artifacts.

-Her crown estate is one of the largest property owners in the country. It has over 26 Royal residencies, inc 9 palaces that remain mostly empty and property portfolio that generates £300 million per year. Yet she had a family thrown out during the covid eviction ban for a £32 unpaid bill.

Her son is a nonce ( pedophile) that she protected through a £12 million payout.

-The 'free' book that was sent to every school to tell kids how wonderful the queen is cost the taxpayer £12 million.

-She has £420 million personal wealth, which doesn't include that for-mentioned crown estate or her antique furniture or her jewellery collection or all the stolen gold.

-She and her family cost the tax payer £345 million per year in security and other protections.

-The jubilee cost the tax payer £28 million , set aside by the chancellor for the purpose of funding it. Whilst there are currently 14.5 million people living in poverty here in the UK.

Celebrating the incredibly rich, racist and privileged whilst millions of our own citizens are suffering is disgusting.

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I hate explaining jokes but this fucking scene from Kung Pow makes me lose my shit every time: 

The children screaming “We’re children!” like they’re Pokemon

Cans of Pringles in the background 

Shopkeeper’s voice breaking the microphone levels 

“Babe-y”! 

The shitty cgi hand with the phone

He doesn’t even dial the phone

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please donate or spread if you can to help a trans sibling in need

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i don't usually post pics of me and my gal on here bc some folks r truly evil racists and transphobes who don't go outside but this pic of us drunk at a wedding is like the best ever 😭

the gays win again

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cred: chris maggio

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so i have a question #^^# do you take commissions?? because i really love how you draw ben’s hair and i’m legit thinking of getting that shaggy kinda cut, but have no idea how to explain it other than “the opposite of a bowl cut” haha

i would love to take a commission!! i’ve tried offering some before, but ppl didn’t really seem interested o__o thanks so much!! i have to think about prices, though. and thanks for the compliment on his hair, i love drawing it actually ^__^

okay so, minimum wage in germany is 10€/ hour and drawings take me 3-4 hours, so for a fully colored & shaded drawing i would probably take 30-40€. if it’s too expensive, i can lower the price of course, whatever’s good by you <3 i would just be happy to draw someone’s characters or something in the first place ^__^

https://lunarsk1es.tumblr.com/post/666148268071419904/vampire-ben-werewolf-jeff i would try to draw a more expensive commission in this style. sketchier drawings (like the recent ben doodle) would be 10€ i think.

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Misa Amane x L Lawliet matching icons

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You know I’m sure this doesn’t apply to every trans person since everyone has different experiences but I don’t like how people act like gay trans ppl never struggled with their sexuality. Like the common assumption is that when realizing that they’re trans, gay trans ppl were just like “oh I’m gay now”. And yeah, a lot of them DO have that experience, but I don’t see enough ppl talk about those who repressed their sexuality.

I very much had this idea for a long time that masculinity (this is just my transmasc perspective) came with attraction to women. I thought that if someone was gay and trans that they were faking their gender to be gay, that their gender was less valid bc they weren’t straight, etc. And basically I repressed my attraction to dudes cuz of this. I thought that I couldn’t be a man who called himself mlm cuz then I’d be lesser or faking my identity. And this very much comes into t*rf thinking that trans lesbians are predatory men or that gay trans men are fujoshis living out a fantasy. It’s all really fucking upsetting and idk I’m just tired of people acting like this isn’t a struggle that trans wlw and mlm go through :/