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too tired to be part of the solution but don't want to be part of the problem? compromise by becoming part of a new, much funnier problem

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"They're going to bury you three feet deep, because you've only ever been half a man" sounds like a raw ass line from Shakespeare or something buts actually from me yelling at my cat for stealing my sandwich while I was getting a drink.

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Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane

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honestly respect that this is an ad

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Egyptian-American actor Ramy Youssef (@ramy) uses his platform at the Oscars to call for a permanent ceasefire in Gaza

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A ceasefire and end to this occupation

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Steam’s little corner notifications when a friend launches a game are so fucking useless and i hope they never get rid of them. yes, please let me know that the kid i met on a maplestory forum in middle school and haven’t spoken to in a decade is playing Train Simulator

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get out of the summoning circle you stupid little fruit

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you can do this

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This is the most powerful call to ratio I've ever seen. It's like she's performing an incantation.

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"i won't be coming back here" is the funniest possible thing you can say to a customer service worker. you're at your place of work and someone comes in, acts like a jerk, ruins your day, and then, paradoxically, finishes up by reassuring you that this interaction is now over and you'll never have to see or hear from them again