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“your life isn’t going to be what you thought”
it was meant to be a quick study but ended up as a whole religious painting (and I was so right for it xD)
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ominousteapot · 5 days
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Why do the ship names "jiper" "jasiper" "jasper" exist when the elite name "Lightning McLean" is literally right there bruh 😭
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ominousteapot · 10 days
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stop holding ya pee for so damn long
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ominousteapot · 12 days
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unavoidable that you will be the villain in someone else's story. You will be painted in an unfavorable light. You will be the irredeemable one. and all of this will happen despite how nice you might usually be or how kind or how respectful or how warm. and you will just have to move on.
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Not what I expected coming from John Green
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ominousteapot · 12 days
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I know adverbs are controversial, but "said softly" means something different than "whispered" and this is the hill I will die on.
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ominousteapot · 12 days
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What else do I have to give, except for myself ?
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ominousteapot · 12 days
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Violet Bridgerton is truly gods strongest soldier. Every season she tells one of her children they're in love and every season they scoff in her face before causing seven different scandals to reach the same conclusion.
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ominousteapot · 12 days
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say what you want about bridgerton I know it's not a Good Show or whatever but nicola coughlan insisting on being 'as naked as possible' in this series as a 'fuck you' to everyone saying she's too fat to be a romantic lead and because 'when I'm 60 I wanna watch it and remember how fucking hot I was' is ICONIC BEHAVIOR
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ominousteapot · 12 days
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katara is one of those impossibly cool people who “has a guy” for everything. like run into any sort of problem and she’s just like “hang on i gotchu. just contact this number and they’ll know what to do.” but half the time that guy is just sokka
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ominousteapot · 13 days
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Now that Twitter's URL has officially changed, lets all join hands and remember that Elon Musk threw away one of the most recognizable, established brands of the past decade due to his personal chuunibyou fascination with the letter X.
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ominousteapot · 13 days
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What's Up Danger?
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ominousteapot · 13 days
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I think it’s incredibly fucked how capitalism discourages learning for learning’s sake. People will have interests they’ve spent years researching then say it’s “useless knowledge” bc it didn’t go towards a college degree and isn’t part of their job. Learning is never useless! Your brain is growing and developing throughout your whole life! People would never have epiphanies or sudden lightening strikes of creativity if they weren’t learning new things! That goes double for topics like science, politics, and history, which inform your understanding of the world you live in!
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