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Chris Carter circa 1993-2002

writing again

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Nothing puts a damper on the suicidal ideations quite like all the study abroad paperwork that says exactly how much it will cost to ship my body home

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lethal girl kisser club 🙂‍↕️

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#repostober day 27

I miss these guys

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IT SNEW

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It’s crazy to me that people read Sherlock Holmes’ obsession with Irene Adler as romantic when it is so clearly the same kind of obsession that gay men have for Lady Gaga

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i honestly cannot imagine scully and mulder calling each other anything than “scully” and “mulder”. i don’t see them calling each other thing like “darling” on the regular, and i imagine that they could be 10 years into marriage and they’ll still be on a last name only basis (except for one or two times per year when they’ll call each other by their first names, but only when it is incredibly emotionally charged)

and good for them! i wouldn’t change their level of strangeness for the world!

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or something

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since mrs, ms, and mr are all descended from the latin word magister, i propose the gender neutral version should be mg, short for "mage"

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New [tumblr] users: there is something very important for you to know.

There is a secret callsign for [tumblr] users.

If you spot a wild [tumblr] human in the wild, you must tell them this phrase:

"I like your shoelaces."

The appropriate reverse-call, if you hear this phrase, goes thusly:

"Thanks! I stole them from the president."

I'm paying literal actual money for you to see this, so don't let it be in vain. Use this phrase everywhere.

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Damn my name is less common than LASAGNA?

OK new game. Use this website to see how common your first name is, and then put that number in the tags. 

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dialing dana scully 📞💬

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I want to apologise to

- Britney for making fun of her when she had her breakdown

- Monica Lewinski for judging her when she was a 22year old temp sexually assaulted by the most powerful man in the world

- Ke$ha for ever thinking she was trashy when all she wanted to do was make party music

- Kristen Stewart for ever thinking she was dumb when she’s actually one of the coolest people ever

- Megan Fox for ever thinking she was just a slut when actually she was an actress being harassed by her employer. 

- Hating all the women who made a career out of having a hot body. Being is shape is hard, beauty is a weapon and auto promotion is hard work. 

- All the Mary-Sues, who exist because young girls everywhere want to be part of a story they love so much

- All the female characters I ever snobbed because they got in the way of my ship.

- Hating the color pink during my teenage years, when it’s actually a lovely color and what I resented was society’s pressure to perform femininity. 

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my favorite running gag in my chem lectures is when the prof describes a dangerous process or chemical that fucks up all sorts of shit including the environment and humans just to follow it up with "no country uses this anymore. well, except for the usa. they still do it."

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