Had I realized how good it is to be a monkey Fuck Ya Life Bing Bong
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Tumblr is the reason why I have something I call the cashier test which is, if i told this to a random cashier at the grocery store, would they think you're crazy at best or at worst would they be warranted in leaping over the counter and beating the shit out of you. Karl Marx mpreg is crazy, but not beating the shit out of you crazy. The cashier will probably talk about you to their coworkers and it might even make their day. Telling someone they're complicit in their own oppression by working a minimum wage job at a grocery store makes them warranted in leaping over the counter to beat the shit out of you.
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A day late for bad comics day but I call this one, "My Slightly Toxic Monster Relationship"
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list some mouse games. i want to be a mouse. ss14 and transformice aren't enough anymore
UHHH UMMMM

SMALL SAGA
MICE TEA
SPIRIT AND THE MOUSE
GHOST OF A TALE
SQUEAKROSS
BACKPACK HERO
MOSS
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Trying to recover from BG3 after completing a playthrough in 3 weeks like a normal person
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All Purpose Cultural Cat Girl Nuku Nuku OVA | 04
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I have to assume that in the fullness of time, at least once, a mouse has used a mushroom as an umbrella.
That’s enough to keep me going.
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merlin has more strength than me bc if I heard uther pendragon bitch and moan about how magic only brings harm after I just saved his sons life for the ten billionth time that year with my magic and almost died yet again, I fear id accidentally turn him into a log
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i hope luigi mangione is proven innocent & gets to sue a ton of companies for slander and win & i hope he gets enough money to rebuild his life and get any help for his chronic pain that he needs & i hope he’s able to disappear from the public eye entirely if that’s what he wants
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Me, smugly showing around a new hire: not to "toot my own horn" or anything, but one of my mistakes is responsible for three different policy changes around here.
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Oh hey, #makeaterriblecomicday2025! Let me do something wahtever deltarune lol. I know the Noelle x Susie x Kris polycule idea is rly cute but it's so fucking funny if krusie is not a polycule and Noelle just loses
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undoing my belt at the all you can eat buffet like I'm rock lee dropping the weights
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Help I just realized that Nosferatu is The Great Gatsby but with vampires 😭
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